The Grab Bag - More Weird Twitter

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with New Paradigm Partners LLC EB #1326335

It has been a good month for weird twitter, that amusing little neighborhood where the comedians, comedy writers, malcontents and people who think they're funny hang out. Maybe you'll think they're funny too. Enjoy!

 

 

 

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Mary & Dick

Mary & Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC
2601 S. Lemay Ave. #41
Fort Collins, CO 80525
970-689-4663
www.maryanddick.com

 

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Michael Jacobs
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Hi Dick --- Your Grab Bag is a great way to start a Sunday --- I especially liked the bridesmaid dress transformed to dog bed and the book on procrastination.  

Oct 25, 2015 12:39 AM #1
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Roger D. Mucci
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Hard pressed to pick a favorite....you rocked it Dick!  I almost pissed myself on a few of these.

Oct 25, 2015 12:56 AM #2
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
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Dick,

Love the Daily Zen.  We wish you a delightful Sunday,  A

Oct 25, 2015 02:02 AM #3
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Scott Godzyk
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I need to spend more time on Twitter, you had me cracking up. I needed that Dick Greenberg 

Oct 25, 2015 04:42 AM #4
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Will Hamm
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Hello Dick and Mary,  some good ones here that got a smile on my face.  Have a great Sunday.

Oct 25, 2015 04:57 AM #5
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Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
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Thanks for the humor - I especially liked the one about the dog bed and the book about procrastination. 

Then I started to reminisce... I wonder what happened to my own bride dress, the one I threw in the trash??? Did it ever get into the landfill or was it recycled into something I now own but didn't know it???

Oct 25, 2015 05:41 AM #6
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Oh Dick- I was hoping to find your Grab Bag today and you did not disappoint.  I loved the Daily Zen  quote from William Gibson and the last one.  More please!!!

Oct 25, 2015 07:19 AM #7
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Dick OK this one is my favorite: 

LOL

Oct 25, 2015 08:47 AM #8
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You have found some very interesting tidbits Dick, keep it coming.

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