You gain an instant best friend- Only your best friend would tell you that your pink couch, purple walls and shag green carpet are hideous.
You gain an instant mother/father- Only your mother/father would tell you that your pink couch, purple walls and shag green carpet are hideous.
You gain a conscience- Yes you want to disclose that old termite damage in the attic.
You gain a lawyer- Yes you have to disclose that the old termite damage in the attic has been fixed.
You gain an administrative assistant- Paperwork is complete and accurate. You have dotted all your I's and crossed all of your T's.
You gain a cheerleader- Yes your house is beautiful and looks even better without the pink couch, purple paint and green shag carpet. WAY TO GO!
You gain a coach- Yes it has been more than 30 days since we listed your house but do not give up. "The difference between the possible and the impossible lies in a person's determination."-Tommy Lasorda
You gain instant character and integrity- A Real Estate Agent is always a professional who adheres to a strict code of conduct.
You gain knowledge- Years of experience and hard work pay off, so listen
You gain a Jack-of-All-Trades- A person who has seen it all and knows how to fix it all