Hi Folks! Billy Jays here, just in time for that special Christmas or any holiday celebration gift!
Don't know what to get that wonderful someone this year?
Your search for that perfect gift has ended here!
And are you in for a surprise!
Let me show you what Billy Jays has for you today!
Allow me to introduce Tape Yer Tube!
I haven't been as excited about a new product in a long time!
Tape Yer Tube! will change your life!
Seeing is believing! Look at how wonderful this great product is for stopping that pesky under-the-sink leak!
And under ANY sink! Imagine! Don't be shy!
I know, it looks just like electric tape, but no!
It's the new Billy Jays poly-elasto-sticko-wrappo tape!
Just unroll your new roll of Tape Yer Tube! and go at it! Look at how smooth it goes on!
That's right, Tape Yer Tube! will change your plumbing and your life!
And look! LOOK! Just thank Billy Jays for your choice of colors! Can you believe it!?
So, what are you waiting for? Stop that leak! Call now!
No matter where you choose to stick my Tape Yer Tube! it will look great! Imagine grandma visiting and going under the bathroom sink for something and seeing her favorite color of Tape Yer Tube! keeping that sink cabinet dry! Just the thought brings a tear to my eye! I just know her appreciation will overwhelm her with uncontained, guttural laughing, um, I mean, pure emotion!
Our trained phone service agents have taped their eyes open they are so busy! So get on the phone and give us a call now! You want that gift on the table or under the tree soon!
Can you do anything around the house without working up a dramatic thirst? Say, "NO BILLY!
With every order of Tape Yer Tube! I will send a free case of Billy Jays special Hydrogen Dioxide!
You can open that fridge door and down a bottle of the best thirst quencher ever invented! I'd CALL NOW!!
And your friends will love the photo of me, Billy Jays, on every bottle!
So pick up that phone and order every special color you want of Tape Yer Tube! and have it there in time for your holiday celebration!
This is Billy Jays wishing you the most exciting gift idea ever! Tape Yer Tube! and a case of Hydrogen Dioxide! Life cannot get better!
CALL NOW!! This is Billy Jays signing off!
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