Have you been naughty or nice.
It is the Christmas season...Santa is watching.
Sometimes it is very hard to be nice (Perfect).
Sometimes my spouse wants me to be that way, but I just can't.
But, I still believe in Santa.
When you quit believing you get UNDERWEAR for Christmas.
Well, that explains the drawer full of new underwear and socks I have
Lisa Von Domek
Dallas, TX
William,
That would be a good argument for re-wrapping a gift. My Dad and uncles spent years with two gags at Christmas. Their step dad had Santa's physique, and so one year, one of the guys gave him a girdle, so they ganged up and put it on him. When he put it down, it would wander off, and he would find it in another package. The women would eventually put an end to that; but it would return alost every year, or a new girdle.
As he aged, his weight went down, so someone gift wrapped a sock-monkey for him. That monkey made more appearance than Bill Clinton on the Letterman show. The guys would swipe it from Pepaw, re-wrap and give it to one another. My children do Dirty Santa; and I recently found the battery powered Monkey that does forward and backward flips in a box of my deceased brothers effects. It will make its inaugural visit this year under our family Christmas Tree. I have got to re-solder a wire and get batteries. Merry Christmas!
Or three pairs of soxes !!! Hey I'm looking for an ugly Christmas sweater !
Michael, My step granddad, Pepaw (mentioned above) had just what you need. No, not a sweater. Do you remember the polyester suits of the 1970's? Remember the large plaid patterns in florescent-like greens, reds, blues, and yellows? Those were Pepaw's suits. When he passed away, he left them to Dad, my uncles, my brothers and I. Nicely wrapped with pretty bows. No name after "from:". He got the last laugh, and they have stopped aircraft in mid flight. Sorry that I didn't save mine. Awful is understatement. I tried to donate mine to goodwill, and they said " no thanks."
will have to pass this on to my 13 year old as he was worried that underwear was a possibility this year!
I always told my children ... when they got to that age.... that Santa doesn't come to those who don't believe.... My son sent me letters to forward to Santa well into his 30s!
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