“House on coroner” - Eye-popping MLS Bloopers!

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Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

 

Oh, yes, it’s blooper day, and I found some eye-popping gaffes on the MLS this week! I think I finally figured out why we consistently see such errors – agents are letting their pets write their listing remarks. On the other hand, I suspect that my dog can spell better than some of these culprits, so I may be casting unfair aspersions. Enjoy:

Is There A Pulse?

“House on coroner” (How convenient – he’s already there to pronounce himself dead.)

“No balls after 9 pm” (My ex had the same problem.)

“House will shit all buyers” (That's one helluva fast exit strategy!)

“Sorry – already bought” (Sign on Kim Kardashian's ass.)

"New faceleft" (Oh boo-hoo - my face quit on me at age forty!)

Can You Detect A Heartbeat?

“Stay toned for open house schedule” (Hollywood sure is a tough market!)

“View from top of hell” (Graffiti in the Oval Office john? )

“Big barths” (Bad hangover, huh?)

“Just needs lifts” (…said Tom Cruise’s agent to his producer.)

“Pool chub” (Caption under my photo at the YWCA.)

Pull The Plug

"Allow extra time for new TRIC rules" (Oh, are you selling a brothel?)

"Hurry before the holiday stump" (Are you planning to donate a leg in the office toy drive?)

“Coy fish in big pond” (Where are the seductive fish – in the kegger pond?)

“Big water fault in back” (That’s called a swimming pool, Jethro.)

"Bend over all offers" (Ouch. This is a tough crowd!)

"Mote submissions accepted until Friday" (This gives new meaning to "wet signatures.")

Last Rites

“Bright, Quite garden condo. like home 3bads and 2 full bath, fire place3 tend-om parking, incloding refrigcrater” (Take the fork out of the socket and the antennas off your aluminum foil hat. Your hair is in flames, honey…and your career may be as well.)

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

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Tanya Van Blake-Coleman
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Some of these are crazy! Thank you for the laugh.

Dec 18, 2015 01:13 AM #1
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Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

Lina, this is a great idea to re-blog one of  Gwen Banta's  blooper posts as today is Blooper Friday.  

It helps ease the pain for those of us in withdrawal as her posts have to take a lot of time to compile  and come up with those great quips, or she may be in need of bail money for BWI(Blogging While Intoxicated).

Dec 18, 2015 01:47 AM #2
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Yes, Lina, I am so grateful to you for reposting this. Everything Bruce Walter says is completely true, including the "blogging while intoxicated" part. (Bruce, it was kind of you to show up with bail money, but next time I would advise wearing something other than high heels and a tutu.)

I have actually been busy putting the final touches on my novel, so I have been remiss in posting. However, I have collected some great new bloopers, so I promise to deliver sometime after the first of the year.  In the meantime, I wish my AR family a glorious Christmas and the happiest New Year ever!

Dec 18, 2015 02:30 AM #3
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Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

That last comment includes you, Bruce Walter, even though you blew my cover.

Dec 18, 2015 02:32 AM #4
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