Kid Humor

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TEACHER:  How old is your father?

KID:             He is 6.

TEACHER:  What? How is this possible?

KID:             He became a father when I was born.

 

TEACHER:  Marie, go to the map and find North America.

Marie:         Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct! Now class, who discovered America?

Class:           Marie.

 

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crockodile?"

Glenn:         K R O K O D I A L

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong.

Glenn:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald:      H I J K L M N O

TEACHER: What are you talking about???

Donald?     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

 

TEACHER:  Clyde your composition on "My Dog" is exactly  the same as your brother's. Did you copy it?

Clyde:          No sir, it's the same dog.

 

TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?


Harold:      A Teacher. 

 

I really don't know who wrote the above but it wasn't me. Then it got me thinking about something that happened when I was very young in first or second grade. The school ordered a Hearing Test for all the students. They did a demo and the sound was very loud. When we had the test, I didn't put the head phones on to cover my ears so I didn't hear anything. That same day the Principal called my mother in to take me to the doctor. She said I was deaf but I must be very, very smart because nobody knew I was deaf but I read lips very well! My poor mother panicked and took me to the doctor. The Doctor told my mother there was nothing wrong with my hearing, the head phone didn't cover my ears. I still don't know if my mother was furious with me or the teachers! LOL 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gita Bantwal
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I loved these jokes. Thank you for the chuckle. I will share this with others.

Dec 30, 2015 09:58 PM #7
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Patricia. Always like these play on words! Enjoy your day

Dec 30, 2015 10:22 PM #8
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He hee he...! love it...I hope you have a wonderful time tonight and a great new year too!

Dec 30, 2015 11:03 PM #9
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Brian England
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Those are great and oh so true, kids are so wonderful and I love their logic, how can you argue with their responses!

Dec 30, 2015 11:41 PM #10
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Thanks for kid humor on last day of 2015.  Happy New Year Patricia Feager, MBA, GRI, Cert Negotiations Expert, Military Relo Prof 

Dec 31, 2015 04:20 AM #11
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Patricia got to love the logic kids use, and these are hard to argue with :)

Dec 31, 2015 09:33 AM #12
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Patrica

Your post is funny . . . . Kids say funny things

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jan 01, 2016 11:09 AM #13
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All - thank you for the smiles you put on my face. There's no debating about it, Kids are great and they think wiser than we think! If only they were eligible to run the country or be special advisors who politicians had to listen to before they act I think we'd all be having more fun and laughter too!

Jan 01, 2016 11:35 AM #14
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Art Linkletter always said kids say the darndest things  but the funnest story is the true story at the end

Jan 01, 2016 10:42 PM #15
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Patricia - those kid jokes are cute.  Of course, with many jokes there is a kernel of truth.

Jan 02, 2016 01:15 AM #16
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Ed Silva - what I remember about Art Linkletter is that Kids Said the Darndest things on television and everyone laughed; but wise cracks at home or in the classroom didn't fly well at all!

Jan 02, 2016 01:17 AM #17
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Grant Schneider - I agree with you! Those kernels of truth profoundly wise for young and impressionable minds! God bless the child that questions authority and makes an adult think!

Jan 02, 2016 01:18 AM #18
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Patricia - my father-in-law kept sort of a log of his grandchildren's "ism's", as he called them and they were very similar to what you posted. 

Jan 02, 2016 02:21 AM #19
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I love the answers.

I hope you are fully enjoying the holiday weekend.

Today, Dolores and I went into Washington, DC to Hillwood Estate, Museum and Gardens to see their special exhibit Ingenue to Icon, 70 years of fashion and also toured the mansion.

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Thanks for the many smiles today. These are adorable. Love the H to O.

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Patrica

The post is funny and I had to stop and re-read the post.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

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Patricia I really enjoyed this post, I was just having a bad moment it really lightened me up:))Endre

Jan 02, 2016 12:48 PM #23
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A little nonsense now and then keeps us young as Willy Wonka said!

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Thank you for the youthful laughter.  Perfect way for me to start my day of driving!  

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