Hillary & Honest Abe . . .

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Home Inspector with Complete Home Inspections, Inc. TN Lic#050

    As we all know, presidential elections are around the corner and being an independent, as well as, an equal opportunity offender, I do like political humor from both sides of the aisle. Like them or hate them, sadly, our choices for good, qualified candidates to lead this Nation are paltry at best. That being said, I dug this up from some of my archived notes . . .

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I REALLY don't WANT to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater . . . Go to the theater . . ."

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Comments (20)

Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Michael.  Lincoln always had a way with words.  Too funny.  Thanks.

Jan 19, 2016 07:30 PM
David Barr
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Florida Realty - Sarasota, FL

Our choices are "paltry"?

We have 12 candidates on one side of the aisle who are successful Governors or business people. 

 

Jan 19, 2016 07:38 PM
Chrissi Chapman Topoleski
Coldwell Banker Realty - Woodbridge, VA
Passionate about helping others achieve success!

Thanks for the laugh. Clever!

Jan 19, 2016 07:58 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Michael... fell of the chair laughing... loved this one and will pass it around for sure.

Jan 19, 2016 08:00 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Good morning Michael.  Sadly, I don't think most of them if not all could get past the first visit.  I'll leave it at that

Jan 19, 2016 08:07 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Good morning Michael,

Thank you for the hearty laugh today.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 19, 2016 08:11 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. ,

Thanks for the chuckle this morning! Conrad Allen is right "Lincoln always had a way with words!"

Jan 19, 2016 08:37 PM
Ginny Gorman
RI Real Estate Services ~ 401-529-7849~ RI Waterfront Real Estate - North Kingstown, RI
Homes for Sale in Southern RI and beyond

You are so bad Michael...I laughed hard on this one!

Jan 19, 2016 08:52 PM
William Queen
William D. Queen, Real Estate Broker, Richmond, Virginia - West End, VA

Hi Michael, I very much enjoyed the humor at the expense of Hillary, but I must admit, admit hell I must brag, my personal view of Hillary is well at the bottom of the ocean, for exactly the points of the joke. Then it crossed my mind how was the story received by the supporters of Hillary? I’m sure there are many who are honest supporters and my guess is they did not get the joke and wonder why the story was told. I sympathize for her supporters who understood the joke and are very angry with it as they are in denial or don’t care. I am a bit perplexed by your opening comment  “paltry at best.” I thought maybe you are a negative personality so I read some of your other posts and found you are not. By the way I think your animated video is very good. But back to  your comment “paltry at best”, I think David Barr had a good point. If you believe the field is paltry who would you think would be better from both parties? 

Jan 19, 2016 10:08 PM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

I needed that laugh TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. Here in Nh we are buries with candidates and Killary is nose diving, not sure the only other choice on the Dem side is much better. 

Jan 19, 2016 10:37 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning William Queen . At one time I felt that Condi Rice would make a good candidate. She is smart. When I wrote this, I was thinking more of the front-runners. They both have strong and somewhat polarizing personalities.

Jan 19, 2016 10:53 PM
William Queen
William D. Queen, Real Estate Broker, Richmond, Virginia - West End, VA

Michael, If your standard is led by Condi Rice I can easily relate to your use of paltry. She would be very close to an ideal president. However, I am fearful due to her very desirable attributes of honesty, correct applications of the facts, personal humility etc she might not be an ideal candidate. But I agree with you that I would love to see her try.

Good Fortune,

Bill

 

Jan 19, 2016 11:32 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Thank you for sharing this democratic humor Michael of TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc. 

Jan 19, 2016 11:37 PM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

Bad - very BAD.  It should be an intersting election.  If Trump makes it all the way, at least we will be entertained. 

Jan 20, 2016 01:24 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

Ohhhhh...that's a good one. I'm like you...I will appreciate the humor on all sides.

Jan 20, 2016 06:46 AM
Kimo Stowell
HI Pro Realty LLC RB-21531 - Honolulu, HI
REALTOR Associate® RS-76763 - Honolulu Hawai'i

Aloha Michael, cleverly constructed, well done. Butt of jokes is the best use for politicians.

Jan 20, 2016 07:07 AM
Sandra Mathewson
RE/MAX 4000 - Grand Junction, CO
CRS,ABR,SRES,GRI,CDPE,PSA,SFR

Well Lincoln was the best and wisest president we had....

Jan 20, 2016 11:29 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Hillary should have listened to the first two instead of Good old Abe :) :) :

Jan 20, 2016 01:17 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Michael

That's a funny story . . . .

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jan 20, 2016 01:39 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Michael. I wonder if the recommendations were clear enough.

Thank you for sharing the chuckle this morning.

Jan 20, 2016 06:20 PM