As we all know, presidential elections are around the corner and being an independent, as well as, an equal opportunity offender, I do like political humor from both sides of the aisle. Like them or hate them, sadly, our choices for good, qualified candidates to lead this Nation are paltry at best. That being said, I dug this up from some of my archived notes . . .
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I REALLY don't WANT to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater . . . Go to the theater . . ."
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