Why You Don't Put a Flashlight Into Your Mouth

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Gold DRE #00697006

Why are there still lessons that I have to learn the hard way because my mother never warned me about them? I know it's somebody's fault, and it's much easier to blame my dead mother than to look in the mirror. Besides, I do not want to see my image in the mirror this morning, no way, Jose.

There are very good reasons not to put a flashlight into your mouth. But nobody ever told me, and it's not the sort of thing you would learn in school. You can read more about this and what happened in my personal blog today at this link: The Unintended Consequences of Fixing a Mailbox in Land Park.

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Elizabeth Weintraub is co-partner of Weintraub & Wallace Team of Top Producing Realtors, an author, home buying expert at The Balance, a Land Park resident, and a veteran real estate agent who specializes in older, classic homes in Land Park, Curtis Park, Midtown, Carmichael and East Sacramento, as well as tract homes in Elk Grove, Natomas, Roseville and Lincoln. Call Elizabeth Weintraub at 916.233.6759. Put our combined 80 years of real estate experience to work for you. Broker-Associate at RE/MAX Gold. DRE License # 00697006.

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Comments (15)

Joan Dickie
Keller Williams Premier Realty - La Crosse, WI
Keller Williams Premier Realty

Ouch.  It sounds like something I would do.  I have a hard head which I usually lead with.  I'm sorry the Tooth Fairy skipped you!

Jan 21, 2016 12:57 AM
Pat Starnes-Front Gate Realty
Front Gate Real Estate - Brandon, MS
601-991-2900 Office; 601-278-4513 Cell

Our moms get blamed for a lot of things, don't they? I'm sorry you broke a crown. Coincidentally, I'm headed to the dentist today to repair a cracked tooth. My custom ordered crown is ready to go!

Jan 21, 2016 01:52 AM
Liz and Bill Spear
RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
RE/MAX Elite Warren County OH (Cincinnati/Dayton)

Okay, Next time hit the flashlight app on your smartphone and lean it against the closet wall until you've got the angle you need! :)

Jan 21, 2016 02:23 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

I would have had to put my cellphone in my mouth, too. Or else removed all of the coats in the closet and, for a person who sat in the dark hammering, well, that's way too much work, ha, ha.

Jan 21, 2016 06:34 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

Yikes and more Yikes.  I can't even imagine.  I have a flashlight lantern that is my go to when I need hands free.  Hope your crown is fixed by now. 

Jan 21, 2016 03:05 AM
Hella M. Rothwell, Broker/Realtor®
Carmel by the Sea, CA
Rothwell Realty Inc. CA#01968433 Carmel-by-the-Sea

OMG. And I cringe when I see someone with a toothpick in their mouth.

Jan 21, 2016 04:27 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%
RE/MAX Gold - Sacramento, CA
Put 40 years of experience to work for you

Oh, the magic of denistry. He glued me all back together again, just like Humpty Dumpty. I thought I would need a whole new crown, good thing I didn't throw it away, which I almost did!!!!

Jan 21, 2016 06:35 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster REALTORS®, Gainesville, VA - Bristow, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

Oops!  At least you are back together and the mailbox slot is fixed.  

Jan 21, 2016 09:14 AM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

A million bucks for a crown. . .You have a more generous tooth fairy in your neighborhood than mine, Elizabeth!  Heck, I'd almost knock one of my crowns off for a good chance at that!

Jan 21, 2016 09:41 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

I figure the cost of a Kennedy dollar has appreciated since I was a kid, Myrl!

Jan 21, 2016 10:50 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Even though I'm chuckling- I realize this wasn't funny. Funny the way you tell it though!  Good information, Elizabeth- I will learn from your experience and order a flashlight hat from Amazon!

Jan 21, 2016 10:39 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

Ack, Mary, to think it could have happened to me while I was in Cuba! My dentist said I had fractured the tooth, probably from the root canal. Did I tell you Fort Knox lives in my mouth? You think it's in Tennessee, but nooooo.

Jan 21, 2016 10:51 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR
Exceptional Agents, Outstanding Results

Good morning Elizabeth.  Take a photo of your new toothless smile and post it.  Sorry it happened, however I can just picture you with the tooth missing..  LOL

Jan 21, 2016 07:10 PM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

Well, stop picturing it. Ha, ha.

Jan 22, 2016 01:15 AM
Elyse Berman, PA
Best Connections Realty, Inc. - Boca Raton, FL
Boca Raton FL (561) 716-7824 CRS, ABR, GRI,ePR

Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Real Estate Agent, Top 1% of Lyon Agents That could have been a very expensive mailbox to fix!  I learned that same lesson biting on almonds.  Sheared my back crown off at the gum line .  Dentist glued it back; it lasted for over a year until I swallowed it.  I didn't even know I swallowed it.  So we replaced the crown.  Lesson learned - I no longer eat almonds unless slivered!

But Elizabeth, who puts a flashlight in their mouth?

Jan 21, 2016 07:33 PM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

Your tooth was probably cracked or factured and anything would have snapped it, even a ripe peach. And obviously we know who would put a flashlight into her mouth.

Jan 22, 2016 01:14 AM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Elizabeth. That was not a very good move, unfortunately a painful lesson. That is one I haven't done, but many others.

Jan 21, 2016 08:42 PM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Elizabeth, wow, that is very unfortunate, sorry to hear!   I would not have put it in my mouth because of the batteries.     Good reminder! 

Jan 21, 2016 10:03 PM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%

Unless you opened the flashlight and sucked on the individual batteries, you would not have a problem. Plus, I believe the battery casing would need to be damaged. Now, sticking a fork into an outlet, that's another story from a person who lived to tell it.

Jan 22, 2016 01:19 AM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Elizabeth.  I am glad that you shed some light on putting the wrong things in your mouth

Jan 22, 2016 07:16 AM
Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Using AR to amplify your personal blog posts is being a smart cookie in the leverage for exposure from your own work. We all learn along the way and our parents did the best they couild. Like we do. No kids grows up without the help of many in the village Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Real Estate Agent, Top 1% of Lyon Agents !

Jan 23, 2016 01:02 AM

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