Monday Morning Funny 25

Donald Trump: To steal a job from a
decent, hardworking American.
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 Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
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L.A. Police Department: Give us
five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
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Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road.
I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know
any chickens. I have never known any chickens.
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Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross
the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!
The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed,
I've not been told!
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Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where
all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
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Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask
why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.
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Aristotle: It is the nature of
chickens to cross the road.
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Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
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Saddam Hussein: This was an
unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.
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Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
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Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no
chicken has gone before.
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Freud: The fact that you are at
all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
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Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98,
which will not only cross roads,but will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and
balance yourcheckbook and Explorer
is an inextricable part of the operating system.
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Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
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Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York

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