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Cloverfield- Review

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Real Estate Sales Representative with Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

Sitting down to watch Cloverfield is rather confusing. One knows next to nothing about the film before popping it in the DVD player (the description / synopsis on the box is a one liner: From visionary producer J.J. Abrams (Lost) and director Matt Reeves comes the worldwide sensation of nonstop terror and suspense everyone is talking about). It becomes apparent that what I was watching was a monster movie that has been shot Blair Witch style with hand-held camera work that has been designed to mimic a camcorder kept on throughout the action (albeit a 35mm camera that has been used to mimic a hand-held camcorder).

The cleverness and choreography of some of the shots is undeniable, but I still ended up disappointed by Cloverfield. The Blair Witch Project influence is more than clear on Cloverfield - there's even an identical scene with the hero making a tearful goodbye to the camera at the end. Indeed outside of the camera work, all that Cloverfield seems to do is wheel out the cliches of the monster movie - mass destruction, evacuations of the populace, drastic military solutions, the protagonists racing against a deadline, creatures pursuing people in dark places, infection and mutation. Take away all the hype and all that we would have would really be (at least on a plot level) an unexceptional monster movie that never bothers to explain anything at all about its menace.

This flick truly sucked!!!

 

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Chris Fisher
Your Virtual Assistant - Concord, CA

I did like blair witch, but how many times can you do it?  thanks for the warning again!

Apr 27, 2008 04:08 PM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes
Chris- I agree Blair Witch was a good flick. But this one you need to steer clear of.
Apr 28, 2008 04:26 AM
Gene Wunderlich
1st Action Real Estate - Murrieta, CA
Realtor & Legislative Liaison
Right on. My girlfriend and I watched it Saturday and all I ended up with was a headache from the constant running and jittery camera. We said the same thing - Blair Witch in the city. The only good thing about Cloverfield is that's it's pretty short. We cheered when it was over.
Apr 28, 2008 05:31 AM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes
Gene- I got a bit dizzy myself watching this flick.
Apr 28, 2008 10:48 AM
Jim Ludes
RE/MAX Top Properties - Coal City, IL
Grundy/Will County, IL REALTOR

Vincent- thanks for the warning...I wasn't too psyched to see this one- but I'll pass for good on it now!

May 13, 2008 05:56 PM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes

Jim- You're making the right choice by passing this one up. See you around bud.

May 14, 2008 06:30 AM
Rich Dansereau
Positive Real Estate Professionals - Knoxville, TN

I think I actually added this one a few days ago to my Blockbuster que...I may have to rethink that an check it out on HBO! Thanks for the heads up!

May 14, 2008 03:49 PM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes

Rich- Having to keep up with the bouncing camera was something I hadn't factored in when I checked this one out.

May 14, 2008 04:24 PM
Brandi Hollerich
Watson Realty Corp. - Fernandina Beach, FL
Fernandina Beach, Yulee & Amelia Island RealtorĀ®

Made the mistake of renting this and thought it was awful.  :(

May 28, 2008 12:55 PM
Vicente A. Martinez
Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson - Woodhaven, NY
Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes

Amelia- We both made the same mistake with this one. The marketing of this flick was pretty good though, I must admit. I guess that's why I checked it out.

May 29, 2008 04:24 AM