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Wednesday Morning Funny 181

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

Patient- Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?

Dentist- $300 US dollars.

Patient- How much time it will take?

Dentist- Five minutes.

Patient- Five minutes only and it's $300 US dollars! Don't you think that is too expensive?

Dentist- I can do it in 30 minutes if you want?

 

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After cleaning his patient’s teeth, the dentist accompanied the five year old boy to the reception area, only to see him struggle with the oak door.

“It’s heavy, isn’t it?” asked the dentist.

“Yes,” he said. “Is that so children can’t escape?”

 

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Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Thank you for the morning smiles!

Jun 28, 2016 09:24 PM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for sharing human nature in action.

Jun 28, 2016 10:30 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. That is one funny dentist! Enjoy your day!

Jun 28, 2016 10:32 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hi Larry. Late on Wednesday evening and closing up the office. Thanks for sharing and helping lift my tired spirit.  Love you for it. You know, Larry Gray, you are a great guy! 

Jun 29, 2016 01:37 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

well having just visited the dentist I prefer the 5 min job as opposed to 30 as well

Jul 05, 2016 08:26 AM