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Do you enjoy tech humor? Tech Monday ~ 7-11-16

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Real Estate Agent with Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899

A gorgeous week-end! Sunny, warm and perfect pool weather. Negotiated 2 repair Amendments and prepared for listing a wonderful home today. Date night with Geno and spent some time with daughter Melissa and family before they leave for a Hawaiian vacation on Tuesday Morning! Somehow it got to be Monday morning so grab a cup of your favorite brew an join me with some tech support humor to start your day:

Tech Support: “ This is tech support at your service.”

Customer: “My Internet isn’t working, and I know why! It’s because of [unintelligible].”

(Tech thought she’d heard something about spies, but wasn’t sure, so just kept going.)

Tech Support: “I see. Let’s figure out what the problem is, so we can find a solution.”

Customer: “But I know what the problem is! I’m being spied on! It’s the spies! They’re ruining my Internet.”

Tech Support: *sticking to the protocol that exists exactly for that purpose* “Well, if you’re sure someone is spying on you, you have to contact the police.”

Customer: “Nah, I don’t need to call the police. I’m not that paranoid. Anyway, they’re spying on me, too, so they probably know all about it.”

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Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
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Good Morning Dorie - glad that you had a beautiful weekend.  Sounds like our friend believes also in UFOs.

Jul 10, 2016 10:18 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Dorie. Sounds like a great weekend. The tech thing is troubling.

Jul 10, 2016 10:40 PM
Lawrence "Larry" & Sheila Agranoff. Cell: 631-805-4400
The Top Team @ Charles Rutenberg Realty 255 Executive Dr, Plainview NY 11803 - Plainview, NY
Long Island Condo and Home Specialists

Oh my...well, glad you had a nice weekend Dorie.

Jul 10, 2016 11:07 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Dorie,

Glad you had a good weekend.

Now I have to check and see if the cam is on!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jul 10, 2016 11:58 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Sounds like a wonderful weekend, I am glad that you enjoyed it and have a great week ahead to look forward to!

Jul 11, 2016 12:39 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Dorie, those spies are everywhere ... I mean everywhere! Not that paranoid ... 

Enjoy the week ahead.

Jul 11, 2016 12:47 AM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Dorie, it sounds like you had a wonderful weekend! Love that you and Geno have date nights, that's so special.

Jul 11, 2016 01:18 AM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dorie -- it sounds like you had the right combination of fun and work this weekend.  As far as the customer support call --- I bet each of them could write a book of their work experiences.  

Jul 11, 2016 02:10 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Hi Dorie- sounds as if you had another wonderful weekend in Austin.  I hope everyone is doing what they can to keep Austin weird!

Jul 11, 2016 04:53 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Dorie, hope your daughter and family have a great vacation. Love your tech humor on Mondays.

Jul 11, 2016 05:03 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Dorie, I'm not kidding when I say this, but I thought you might be talking about a client and friend of mine...you wouldn't believe the stories I hear from him/her.

Jul 11, 2016 05:19 AM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

There is some truth to that, they do watch everything we do. Have a good Monday, it has been a touh one Dorie Dillard 

Jul 11, 2016 06:40 AM
Lisa Von Domek
Lisa Von Domek Team - Dallas, TX
....Experience Isn't Expensive.... It's Priceless!

Sounds like another lovely weekend in Austin for you and yours Dorie Dillard .  Thanks for the funny Tech Monday, I needed a laugh!

Jul 11, 2016 12:05 PM
Evelyn Johnston
Friends & Neighbors Real Estate - Elkhart, IN
The People You Know, Like and Trust!

Talk about a difficult situation.  Everyone in the world is spying on them.  Wasn't there a movie about a paranoia theory or something like that?

Jul 11, 2016 12:19 PM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dorie have a great time in Hawaii, I expect to see lots of pictures, and hope you get to meetup with some of the Hawaii ActiveRainers.

Jul 11, 2016 12:25 PM
Laura Allen, Lake Tahoe - Truckee Real Estate for Sale TahoeLauraRealEstate.com
Coldwell Banker Realty, Tahoe City, CA (530) 414-1260 - Tahoe City, CA
Tahoe Real Estate Agent Helping Buyers and Sellers

Dorie Dillard - Another fun tech humor Monday!  Very funny! : )

Jul 11, 2016 06:27 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Dorie.  HEY! I know that guy, I can recommend he move to Austin in your same subdivision.... LOL

Jul 11, 2016 07:57 PM
Larry Johnston
Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC - Elkhart, IN
Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN

Hi Dorie Dillard , There may be a lot of truth to that!  Not so humorous now, is it?

Even the Zoning & Building Department is spying on our property. We would be amazed at all the eyes watching us. I try not to think about it, as I would be paranoid, like that customer. 

Jul 12, 2016 02:29 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Dorie

Enjoy your vacation in Hawaii . . . .

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jul 12, 2016 12:54 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Glad that you had a great weekend. Tha Hawaiian vacation Melissa is getting sounds very tempting.

Jul 12, 2016 02:01 PM