Top 10 rules for driving in Miami.
1. Never use a a blinker. That would be way too courteous.
2. Cut off as many people as possible before an exit or at a bottleneck.
3. Drive extremely slow in the left lane.
4. Wear your earbuds while driving. You wouldn't want to hear anything like an ambulance behind you.
5. Always back in when parking, but don't let anyone behind you know what you are doing.
6. Honk as much as possible.
7. Never keep up with the maintenance of your car so that it breaks down in the middle lane of I-95.
8. Run every stop light and stop sign. There is no reason for anyone to get in your way.
9. Do not go immediately after a light turns green, if you stop at all, as we want to rear end you and get sued.
10. Always cut off the other driver when changing lanes.
And there you have it. I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Thank you for sharing. I hope your having a great week, take care 
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