The Delayed Closing Issue Hotline

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Mortgage and Lending with Columbia Mortgage Plus

Oh this is my favorite!!

Thank you for calling (again) and please press 1 for ...

 

The seller is flipping out cannot make another payment the moving truck is loaded the lisitng agent is out of town the insurance rider is only good for 30 days nobody can find the keys somebody's car is in the shop the brokers commision get kids enrolled in school by Tuesday the proceeds to close on the other transaction and the lock is expiring.

 

Press 2 For:  They buyers are in front of my desk and I have a blender, do you know what this means?  We are going to shamelessly pour a tall one and chill out like 3 little Fonzies.

 

Press 3 For:  Relax, take a breath there is nothing to worry about and always remember - I have wrecked bigger deals plus hey at least I am not out on my boat hahaa ...

 

MAKE IT A GREAT DAY.

 

 

 

 

 

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Rainmaker
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Absolutely hysterical! Love this posting <3

Have you heard the one? Press one and shut the f&*% up! LOL~

I am still in stitches on the boat. Mine is the LaurenBelle~

Hope you get FEATURED~

Lauren Selinsky

Jul 15, 2016 08:08 AM #1
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Scott Thompson
Columbia Mortgage Plus - Blue Springs, MO
Commerical Finance - Blue Springs, MO

+Thanks.

Jul 15, 2016 08:13 AM #2
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Fred Griffin Tallahassee Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

    The title got my attention, because I just got notice of a 3-week delay thanks to the Lender goofing something up.  

   Thanks for the laughs.   This post should be a feature!

 

Jul 15, 2016 08:54 AM #3
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Evelyn Johnston
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I love your sense of humor! Great post, keep them coming!

Jul 15, 2016 10:29 AM #4
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Hi Scott Thompson!

Thanks for a hilarious post!

We like your writing style!

We wish you great success with your blog posts and networking with other members of Active Rain!

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Jul 30, 2016 10:42 PM #5
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Scott Thompson
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Commerical Finance - Blue Springs, MO

Thanks and stay tuned ... I have an inexhaustible supply of these.

 

Make it a Great Day.

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