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A chuckle for the outdoors people.

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Here is a smile for those that make it important to be in the outdoors...

 

 

A guy goes to Minnesota on a guided fishing trip.  Next to him is an empty seat.

" Wow, a no-show on a trip like this.  Who would miss a trip like this?

"That is my wife's seat." said the other guy.

Why isn't she here?

"She died."

 

OH , I am sorry, but couldn't you find someone else to come with you? Maybe a friend or relative. 

" No I could not...they are all at the funeral"

 

Hey, why miss a great trip.!!!!

 

Esther Preston
Heartland Realty - Redmond, OR

Thank you for the laugh 

 

Jul 17, 2016 11:40 AM
Nicholas Crane
Woodland Companies - Cadott, WI
Managing & Appraising Forest Land

William Feela Thats a good laugh.  Hope you had a great weekend. 

Jul 17, 2016 12:12 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

I was once married to a guy like that.  When one of our children was born, he was in Colorado deer hunting.

Jul 17, 2016 12:15 PM
Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

Very amusing William. Thank you for the laugh.

Jul 17, 2016 12:35 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning William.  Now that sounds like a reasonable guy.  Sorry the others couldn't make the trip..  Maybe next time around.

Jul 17, 2016 07:46 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Hi William.  I can now understand why there's an empty seat.  Thanks for the morning laugh.

Jul 17, 2016 08:45 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning William. Bizarre and a bit hard, but I really enjoyed this.

Jul 17, 2016 10:30 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

HMMM, if I did not know better I would say this is a real story about you

Jul 18, 2016 12:53 AM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Now that is funny, I have never heard of anyone skipping a funeral because of a trip they already had planned.

Jul 18, 2016 04:55 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

William

Some may say that the husband has his priorities  in order. Fishing first and then whatever.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jul 18, 2016 12:35 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

OK...so your joke is funny, but I'm more impressed by the pike picture. Keep those fishing pictures coming. I hope to share some of my own this year. 

Jul 18, 2016 01:32 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

BTW...so you have a way to get around all of the pike bones when you filet them or cook them? 

We don't have many pike around here, but I've caught a few on a fly rod. (That's really fun on the light weight rigs I prefer,l like my two or three weight), but I almost choked to death on a pike bone. 

Believe me when I tell you I can land them on my rods. I just play the heck out of them. It's fun, but also very tiring. Although the biggest I've landed has been 22 inches. 

Jul 18, 2016 01:35 PM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

OUCH!

LOL.  I will be sharing this one with my dad!

Jul 18, 2016 09:52 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

William

I know some people who fish . . . . and is their #1 priority.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Jul 19, 2016 02:13 AM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Just say..Ouch !   

Jul 19, 2016 12:56 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Did not see that one coming Bill, thanks for a good laugh tonight.

Bob

 

Jul 20, 2016 03:26 PM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Oh my gosh, Bill... never saw this coming, but it's an absolute laugh riot!

Jul 21, 2016 02:27 AM