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Monday Morning Funny 207

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package
of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly
unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

 

 

 

 

 

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Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

I very much appreiciated the Monday morning funnies today.

Jul 24, 2016 10:09 PM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Again thanks of the smiles.

Jul 24, 2016 10:26 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

At least he was truthful!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jul 25, 2016 12:03 AM
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Larry Gray I needed this joke as I sit patiently in the Sarasota Courthouse to be called to serve on a jury!  Thanks!

Jul 25, 2016 12:35 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Awwww...that wasn't nice, but it was an unexpected close on the joke.  Have a wonderful week in Lakeland, Larry from your Orlando/Windermere, Dr. Phillips/Winter Garden Realtor neighbor to the north .

Jul 25, 2016 04:01 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

well that goes to show you how much the truth hurts sometimes!

Aug 01, 2016 10:25 AM