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Giggle & Grin Time

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Managing Real Estate Broker

 

A New Day Begins

 

 

 

 

 

1. The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down. 

 

 

2. Don't you wish we lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck FAT instead of blood?

 

 

3. Life is to short to be serious all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you. 

 

 

4. If lying was a job, I know some people that would be Billionairess!!!

 

 

5. My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, no, we all seem to enjoy it.

 

6. Friends are like boobs. You've got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones. 

 

7. Don't you hate it when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it... and then freaking forget where that safe place is!!!

 

 

8. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

 

 

9. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 

 

10. Just in case no one told you today: Good Morning... You are beautiful...I love you... 

 

 

 

 

Happy Day My Friends...

 

 

 

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Beth Witt

bethwitt@kw.com

kw Keller Williams Realty

5100 Sunrise Highway

Massapequa, NY

516-795-6900

 

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Comments (7)

Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Beth. I hope you enjoy your day and keep smiling as well.

Aug 17, 2016 12:17 AM
Beth Atalay
Cam Realty and Property Management - Clermont, FL
Cam Realty of Clermont FL

Good morning Beth, I am so glad I read this post..Thank You for the laughter. I appreciate you, have an amazing day!

Aug 17, 2016 12:30 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Beth,  #4, #6 and #10 are my favorite.  Enjoy this blessed and beautiful day.

Aug 17, 2016 12:41 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Morning Beth - this is really funny. I can really relate to number 7

Aug 17, 2016 01:24 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

These are great.  I hate it when number 9 occurs.  It is rare but it does happen.

Aug 17, 2016 02:42 AM
Rose Clark, Realtor, ABR, GRI
Alain Pinel Realtors - Carmel, CA
Inspiring & Passionate Real Estate Professional

Beautiful, thanks for the share Richard and Beth Witt 

Aug 17, 2016 12:10 PM
Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

What a fun list. I seem to do #7 quite often, and yes to #2!

Aug 17, 2016 08:49 PM