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Wednesday Morning Funny 237

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.
You don't want to try these techniques at home:

"Why not?" asked somebody from the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert
explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove,
table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I
told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?' "


"Did it save time?" the guy in the audience asked


"Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes
to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

 

 

 

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Comments (5)

Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Sometimes it does not pay to seek efficiency. Enjoy your day!

Aug 23, 2016 09:18 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Sometimes time is not of the essence!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Aug 23, 2016 09:29 PM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

LOL, good one today. have a great day.

Aug 23, 2016 11:25 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

the silent treatment is beneficial from both sides of the table I have heard

Aug 24, 2016 03:22 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Well, I think there is a certain measure of truth that marriage is not all that it is made out to be;  something to be said in being FREE. ~ ;-)  I prefer 7 minutes also and especially 'with no attitude.' I like being happy.   I have counseled many marriage couples in my lifetime.....

 

Aug 24, 2016 03:09 PM