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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

This one is for the avid Golfer.

 

4 married guys were Golfing.  They were each detailing what they had promised their wives they would do around the house when they got home.

 

 

The 4th guy said...

I didn't have to promise anything.

 

How did you get away with that one exclaimed.

Simple he said.  When the alarm went off I ask my wife, Golf or Sex?  and she told me not to forget a coat!

 

Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

He must be doing something wrong at home for her to kick him out each weekend.

Sep 09, 2016 02:36 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning William.  If it works why not? 

Sep 09, 2016 09:29 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning William,

My ex always said after that question; why don't you become a member there!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Sep 09, 2016 10:19 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, the other guys are probably bummed, as they might not be getting any sex either.

Sep 10, 2016 05:29 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

It sounds like gofer number 4 knows how to get what he wants, or he doesn't know what he's doing in bed. 

Sep 10, 2016 11:37 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

LOL...Somehow this sounds like a true story to me that resonates to amny a guy.

Sep 10, 2016 12:21 PM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

William

The story is a classic and funny.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Sep 10, 2016 12:41 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks for the morning laugh, William.  And, some good ideas.

Sep 10, 2016 09:20 PM