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You don't always have to impress.

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

I got a chuckle out of this one...

 

Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed like  forever.

He waggled and then looked up, then he waggled and looked up again.

Finally is exasperated partner asked him what was taking so long.

 

"My wife is up in the clubhouse watching and I want to hit the perfect shot."

Finally the partner said, "well, you will never hit her from here!"

Comments (10)

Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

No, he never will.  But I guess the fun is in the trying!  I never quite understood why some guys (and gals) would walk around a grassy area, hunting down little white balls, just so they could whup 'em!  You can't eat them.  They have that hard shell, and even if you make a good marinara sauce, the stringy pasta on the inside, isn't quite al dente. 

Sep 13, 2016 10:31 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

That's cute.  Needed that chuckle today.  Thanks for sharing.

Sep 13, 2016 10:55 AM
Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

I got a good laugh out of that one William. I hope is well with you.

Sep 13, 2016 01:07 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Sure Bill, golf can be a dangerous game, but I was not aiming at her, just trying to impress her.

Sep 13, 2016 01:13 PM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

That's a good one, Bill. Thanks for the chuckle tonight. I'll probably have to share this one with others at my office. 

Sep 13, 2016 02:17 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning William. Good point, the aftermath would be devastating however.

Sep 13, 2016 07:29 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Good one William.  Not the answer I was expecting.

Sep 13, 2016 10:39 PM
Brian England
Ambrose Realty Management LLC - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

Haha, perhaps he should blade a wedge when he gets closer to the green, that might get the job done!

Sep 14, 2016 12:10 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Well, I supposed that would make an IMPRESSION on her in a different way.

Sep 14, 2016 12:53 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Now that is very funny and didn't see it coming, Bill.

Sep 14, 2016 11:08 AM