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Tuesday Morning Funny 264

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty
gallons of milk.

The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was
going to do with that much milk.

"I have a skin problem and the Doctor prescribed
a milk bath."

The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"

She replied, . . . "No just up to my chin."

 

 

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A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

 

 

 

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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

I am so glad you are here to make us chuckle every morning! I always enjoy your jokes

Sep 19, 2016 09:04 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Even drinking we need to breathe!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Sep 19, 2016 09:29 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. An oldie but a goodie! Listen before you speak! Enjoy your day!

Sep 19, 2016 09:47 PM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Good one thanks for the smiles

Sep 19, 2016 10:18 PM
Gloria Valvasori, Accredited Senior Agent
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE SIGNATURE SERVICE - Mississauga, ON
REAL Experience | REAL Commitment | REAL Results!

Thanks for my Tuesday morning chuckle!  Have a great day, Larry!

Sep 19, 2016 10:26 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Grumpie Marsian Tuesday just became happier with a couple of Larry's funnies.

Sep 20, 2016 05:04 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

yup I was part of that second number whatever it was on reading the first number

Sep 20, 2016 05:58 AM