A lady went into the grocery and asked for fifty
gallons of milk.
The clerk, amazed, asked her what she was
going to do with that much milk.
"I have a skin problem and the Doctor prescribed
a milk bath."
The clerk asked, "Pasteurized?"
She replied, . . . "No just up to my chin."
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A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
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