My three-year-old daughter stuck out her hand and said, “Look at the fly I killed, Mommy.” Since she was eating a juicy pickle at the time, I thrust her contaminated hands under the faucet and washed them with antibacterial soap.
After sitting her down to finish her pickle, I asked, with a touch of awe, “How did you kill that fly all by yourself?”
Between bites, she said, “I hit it with my pickle.”
Good morning Larry,
Well you do have to eat a peck of dirt before you die!
Make yourself an astonishing day.
Larry Gray - Thank you for the morning giggle - children are so innocently funny...
Good morning Larry. Kids have a way of doing the darndest things! Cute! Enjoy your day!
Larry, too cute a story. I have 9 grown children and for the first 11 years of my marriage, I lived on a 160-acre farm. I am sure there a few stories I do not wish to hear about. Hahahaha ~ Have a wonderful week.
well maybe the juice acted as an antibacterial agent for her.. but uhg anyway!
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