Calling All Men!

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Town and Country

OK...my wife sent this to me...any men out there want to join????? 

 

Spring Classes for Men @  the ADULT LEARNING CENTER

  

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM


Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and We d nesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
  

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.   

 Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
 

 Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
 

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
  

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
 

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
 

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
  

Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. 
  

 

   Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

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Robert Machado
HomePointe Property Management, CRMC - Sacramento, CA
CPM MPM - Property Manager and Property Management
That is just too much to learn in one lifetime.  Who fills ice cube trays anymore?  Actually, I have to do that now as we moved and are in the middle of a remodel.  It really cramps my style.
May 03, 2008 05:35 PM #1
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Terry Ledford
RE/MAX Town and Country - Blue Ridge, GA
Realtor - Ga. Mountain
Robert-I'm with you man...way too much to learn :-) Good luck on the remodel!
May 04, 2008 06:45 AM #2
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Bart Whitmore
Keller Williams- Louisville - Louisville, KY
Real Estate Agent
Hey sign me up, Ineed an excuse to get out of the house
May 04, 2008 11:41 AM #3
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Terry Ledford
RE/MAX Town and Country - Blue Ridge, GA
Realtor - Ga. Mountain
Bart-We can go over to Robert's house and help with the remodel! 
May 04, 2008 01:36 PM #4
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Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy Terry

Another real fine hoot of a one.

I also want to say thank ya for stopping by to visit today.

Have a good one Dale

May 06, 2008 11:58 AM #5
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Don Rider
EZ Rider Home Inspections LLC. - Bossier City, LA
Shreveport Bossier Home Inspector

Terry,

You lost me on week one. Way to much to do.

May 06, 2008 02:53 PM #6
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Terry Ledford
RE/MAX Town and Country - Blue Ridge, GA
Realtor - Ga. Mountain

Hi Dale-thanks I thought the men would enjoy this along with the women!

Don-Ah-come on you can do it! 

May 07, 2008 02:54 PM #7
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Don Rider
EZ Rider Home Inspections LLC. - Bossier City, LA
Shreveport Bossier Home Inspector

Terry,

It's not that I can't do it. It's that I don't want to do it.

May 09, 2008 02:28 AM #8
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