"An acher" - Painful & Hilarious MLS BLOOPERS

Welcome back - it's Blooper Time. I am all for having a martini or two, folks. Maybe even three if it’s at least 10:00 AM. (I have my standards, you know.) However, I do draw the line at drinking and typing. Read these real estate bloopers and tell me if you agree that there should be a breathalyzer test for fingers:

Corn Squeezins = Loss of Reason

“Pone found at open house” (Proudly offered by Alabama Fats and his Cornbread Combo.)

“Seller says he’s don” (Hence that horse head staring at you from under your blanket.)

“New studdo in back” (New bottle of Viagra in medicine cabinet.)

“Cabbage lights line the driveway” (Welcome to the International House of Slaw.)

“Long lisp of improvements” (Thairs, thucco, thiding and thewer?)

"See the moon set" (Hey you on the floor - you're talking to the bottom of your bar stool!)

Over the Line on Moonshine

“Cute weathervane on tot” (At least the kid will have some direction in life.)

“Light filled adrian” (Another reason not to hold a flashlight in your teeth while on a trampoline.)

“This dimond is goiing to sell” (I suggest you use the commission to buy a dictionary.)

“Tase it all together” (Motto of the ever-friendly L.A.P.D. )

“Stains are from zap” (Let me guess...your boxer shorts after being tased by L.A.P.D.?)

"Caution: Steps are dangero" (It appears that last step was a killer...)

Be Glad You Weren’t on Skype

“Bevriges served” (Apparently they came in a shot glass.)

“Large space cabinet” (The storage space between your ears?)

“On steep hell” (Just like my former marriage...)

"New ceiling fun" (Well that explains the trapeze in the bedroom.)

"An acher" (That's how I feel about your spelling.)

"Painted rafts in lvg rm" (You must live in one helluva flood zone!)

This Week’s Fave

“Just pissed inspection” (For the sake of your offspring, I hope you didn't hit an electrical outlet...)

 

That's all until next time, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!

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