New Post, telemarketers part 2

Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty AR LLC PB00068179

New post, What started out as anger and frustration at the telemarketers trying to scam me has turned into a fun game that I've come to look forward to...well I wouldn't go that far but I have decided to just have fun with it.

Anyone see my post yesterday where I told the Windows guy that I'd killed my wife? Well his friend Chuck called today. "Hello ,sir. This is Chuck calling you from Windows about the problem you're having with your computer." "Huh?", I say in my most droll and dumbed out voice.

He repeats his spiel and I act happy and surprised, "You're going to give me a computer?" "No", he says. "I'm going to help you with the problems you're having with your computer." I get even more excited, "You're giving me a free computer?" "No, I'm going to help you with the problem you're having." By now I'm squealing with glee, "IS IT FOR MY BIRTHDAY? " Old Chuck didn't want to help me at all. He hung up on me. Sad, I could really use a new iPad and my birthday is coming up. I'll remind him of that the next time he calls :~).  

I'm sure there will be more to follow... 

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Nina Hollander
RE/MAX Executive | Charlotte, NC - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Hi James... I missed part 1 so now have to go back and read it. Part 2 had me rolling on the floor!

Nov 18, 2016 03:45 AM #1
Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Sedona, AZ
(928) 274-7355 ~ YOUR Solutions REALTOR®

Hey James Dray - I love your style!  One day I wanted to see how long I could keep them on the phone..... I told him thank God he called I was having so many problems with the computer. Everytime it was just up and running it would crash again!  (Not Really!) I would put the phone down and continue with my AR posting! ....12 minutes later he finally hung up!  It made my day. 

Nov 18, 2016 06:15 AM #2
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

This kind of reminds me of Abbot and Costello's routine Who's on first, what's on second, so who is ons econd, not who's on first.

Nov 18, 2016 06:44 AM #3
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

My goodness, James, I'm going to have to go and read your previous posts.  Bet you gave him something to talk about!

Nov 18, 2016 08:39 AM #4
Larry Johnston
Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC - Elkhart, IN
Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN

Good evening James Dray ,  I love your humor and the way you turned the tables on telemarketers.

Nov 18, 2016 11:10 AM #5
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

James, I do have to admit that this is funny; maybe not too kind, but humorous. What bothers me most are the silent and/or robocalls. 

Nov 18, 2016 11:57 AM #6
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Realty ONE Group - Las Vegas, NV
Las Vegas Henderson Homes for Sale

Hello James

These telemarketers are beginning to be some fun

Nov 18, 2016 12:58 PM #7
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