A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.