Doug, Doug, call me back I need your help....

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Fathom Realty AR LLC PB00068179

After this they haven't called back.  Maybe they are getting the message,  Should they call back again I'm redy.  A little humor for you on this day of Thanksgiving

 

"Hello sir, this is Doug. I’m calling about a problem you’re having with your computer." And today I'm ready for him and I interrupt him before he has a chance to take a breath. "I'm not really having any trouble with my computer but I'm having trouble with my dog. She's pooping out bubbles. Do you think she could have gotten into the dish liquid or have you ever heard of that before? Maybe since you work with computers you could look that up for me. Her name is Jessie and I swear, she goes out to do her business and it's like one of them bubble machines you get at Walmart for a kids birthday party." "Sir, I'm not equipped to help you with that. I'm calling to help you with a problem you're having with YOUR computer," says the man with the heavy Eastern European accent. "No, no, no. My computer is fine but I need some help with this dog. The neighbors have started sending their kids over thinking were having a party. I don't mind the kids but it just isn’t right to be accepting presents when we aren’t even having a party, just a dog with bowel problems. Now Doug, can you help me or not?" Click. "Doug? Doug? Are you there Doug?"

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Wayne Martin
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Happy Thanksgiving James. Got to remember this one for future use! Enjoy your day!

Nov 24, 2016 04:20 AM #1
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Sheri Sperry - MCNE®
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Hi James Dray - this is the way to handle these "special" callers.  Instead of hanging up, sufficate them with kindness and make a game of it. See how long you can keep them hanging on.  My husband is so proud, he had one hang on for  13 minutes by telling him that the computer continues to crash and he is so thankful they have called to help him out. Just wait another minute while it boots up. !!!  Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 24, 2016 04:25 AM #2
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Dorie Dillard
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Good morning James Dray,

Thanks for the chuckle this morning! Wishing you a special day of happiness! Happy Thanksgiving!

Nov 24, 2016 04:46 AM #3
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Gabe Sanders
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Thanks James.  I hope you and your family enjoy a wonderful Thanksgiving Day today.

Nov 24, 2016 04:55 AM #4
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Raymond E. Camp
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Good morning James,

Very good.

Make yourself an astonishing Turkey day.

Nov 24, 2016 05:28 AM #5
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Gita Bantwal
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Thank you for the chuckle. I will share this with others. Happy thanksgiving 

Nov 24, 2016 05:29 AM #6
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Brian England
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Haha, I like how you handled that.  I am sure Doug has moved on and is bothering someone else.  Happy Thanksgiving to you my friend!

Nov 24, 2016 05:35 AM #7
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Joe Pryor
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The only thing that could make this joke better is The Volga Boatman playing in the background.

Nov 24, 2016 05:37 AM #8
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Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI
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Hilarious, James Dray ! I guess the scammers are always busy and believe me, they will be today, as well!

Nov 24, 2016 05:45 AM #9
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
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James,

Fun share, and we want to wish you and yours a very Happy Thanksgiving.  Cheers, A

Nov 24, 2016 07:18 AM #10
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James- I can see there's a little prankster in you! Good for you.  A very Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. 

Nov 24, 2016 10:57 AM #11
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James Dray,  it seems you have this telemarketing problem all worked out. This last conversation with Doug was funny!  Have a feeling your phone number is now formally deleted from their  list.  Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day, my friend.

Nov 24, 2016 07:56 PM #12
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Why don't you just block his number so he can't call you again? That's usually what I do. But that was cute, James. I liked it!!!

Nov 25, 2016 05:33 PM #13
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