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Monday Morning Funny 333

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Reverend," an embarrassed woman
said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your
sermon."

"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.

"It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the church goer. "Ralph
has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."

 

 

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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

I'll have to remember that next time!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Nov 28, 2016 04:20 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Obviously two opinions on one set of facts! Cute! Enjoy your day!

Nov 28, 2016 04:48 AM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

what a great joke - thanks for sharing with us - and have a wonderful day! 

Nov 28, 2016 04:48 AM
Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

Good morning, Larry Gray all I can say is "ouch"... that one hurt!

Nov 28, 2016 04:50 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Can't wait to tell that to the priest.

Nov 28, 2016 05:23 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Hey I have a good one to tell my staff today. Thanks

Nov 28, 2016 05:37 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

this one my baptist father in law probably has seen before in his world!

Nov 28, 2016 10:16 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Well, there have been times when a Reverend was so boring, one wished one could walk out.  I know, that at those times, I have thought that instead of preparing a homily, the Preacher didn't take the time to prepare and relied on some old sermon. Unfortunately, he had forgot most. What's the word:  disconcerting.  Yes very disconcerting.

Nov 28, 2016 10:38 AM