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Saturday Morning Funny 345

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

At a party of professionals, a doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms and get an opinion about diagnosis. The doctor turned to a lawyer acquaintance and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?"

"Simple," answered the lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it."

The next day, the doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send out the bills. Much to his surprise, there sat a bill from the lawyer.

 

 

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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Maybe he learned his lesson.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Dec 10, 2016 04:21 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry! Don't ask for advice at parties, it has consequences! Enjoy your day!

Dec 10, 2016 04:56 AM
Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for the Saturday morning funnies--time to work now

Dec 10, 2016 05:02 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

At the end of the day, and in this case the party, it's all about billable hours

Dec 10, 2016 05:19 AM
Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Burlington, MA
Metro Boston Homes For Sale

Larry Gray - now that is expected of a lawyer, isn't it? 

(Let me check my mail....lol!)

Dec 10, 2016 11:11 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

well practice makes perfect and that is what that atty was teaching!

Dec 10, 2016 06:40 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Maybe someday in the future, more businesses will be modeled after billable hours. 

Dec 11, 2016 12:35 PM