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Monday Morning Funny 347

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told
him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as
though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think
I'm going to have a wife."

 

 

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Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

And soon another in a lower portion and rear of the body.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Dec 12, 2016 05:34 AM
Gloria Valvasori, Accredited Senior Agent
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE SIGNATURE SERVICE - Mississauga, ON
REAL Experience | REAL Commitment | REAL Results!

Good morning Larry Gray Out of the mouths of babes... children do say the darndest things.. ahh such innocence.... how very cute...

Dec 12, 2016 06:33 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Cute, Larry; nice for a Monday Morning. Have a great week.

Dec 12, 2016 08:29 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

if only it was that easy to get a wife! that could be a new dating website ... www.painintheside.com... uh oops well that may not be the best way to advertise for wives!

Dec 12, 2016 07:02 PM
Dave Martin (703) 585-4687
Fairfax Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making Realty Dreams a Reality #WeWillGetYouHome

Very cute.. I am going to share this one with a few friends that enjoy bible humor 

Dec 16, 2017 06:50 AM