“Men and their Pictures”

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Mortgage and Lending with Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 NMLS # 6869

“Men and their Pictures”

 

 

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of theircars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawledout of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothingleft, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we shouldmeet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handedthe bottle to the man.

The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and

handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

 

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Kat Palmiotti
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Hahaha. That was mean and ingenious all at the same time.

Jan 04, 2017 03:15 AM #1
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Barbara Todaro
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Good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's one smart woman.... thanks for the chuckle...

Jan 04, 2017 03:34 AM #2
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Peter Mohylsky
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Interesting situation, thanks for sharing the story,. I chuckled..

Jan 04, 2017 03:37 AM #3
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Now this is a really good one, Joe. Loved it. Love smart women! Have a great day!

Jan 04, 2017 04:55 AM #4
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Joe Petrowsky Sorry, but I saw this one coming. Damn women drivers always trying to get the 'edge'!

Jan 04, 2017 05:22 AM #5
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Good morning Joe,

Good one for New Year's eve to not drink and drive.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 04, 2017 05:24 AM #6
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Good morning Joe. This is terrific and I really enjoyed it. Happy New Year.

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I have to say I saw this coming. This is something my second wife would have done.

Jan 08, 2017 08:25 AM #8
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