“Men and their Pictures”
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of theircars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawledout of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothingleft, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we shouldmeet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handedthe bottle to the man.
The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.
The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and
handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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