Smile Time

Home Builder with Long Island Cash Home Buyer




1. I don't know how to act my age because I've never been this age before. 


2. When I feel down and someone tells me to "Suck it up", I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then  tell them to; "Walk it off".


3. I think that stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills.


4. Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.


5. Whoever said technology will replace paper... has obviously never tried to wipe their bottom with an ipad.


6. Instead of a sign that says: "Do not Disturb"... I need one that says: "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution".


7. I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car while using my phone as a flashlight.


8. They call it a "selfie" because "narcissistie" is too hard to spell.


9. Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.... no one really knows how.


10. So if guns kill people, I guess pencils miss spell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.


11. What if I told you, we all have problem, some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook.


12.  Husband and wife had a fight, wife called up her mom and said; "he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you." Mom said;  "no darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you"!!!!



"A cheerful heart is good medicine." Proverbs 17:22




Hoping Some of these brought a smile to your face!

Happy Day My Friends


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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

And Ron and I wish you lots of smiles also.  Our biggest goal for this year is to double our Minimum Daily Requirement of laughter.  A

Jan 06, 2017 02:34 PM #1
Will Allen
Concept 360 Property Management - Long Beach, CA
Property Management... taking care of your assets

I needed a good laugh right now . . .  although the one about the mother-in-law scared me a bit . . .  here's to a great 2017!

Jan 06, 2017 02:52 PM #2
Ed Silva
RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

5, 6 and 7 were enough to put a big smile on my face and my wife's as well when I read them the out loud

Jan 06, 2017 03:45 PM #3
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I love these...The last one is the best and would scare me off.

Jan 06, 2017 04:15 PM #4
Dorie Dillard
Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.346.1799 - Austin, TX
Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

Good evening Richard and Beth Witt ,

Love your post! Especially Proverbs 17:22!

Jan 06, 2017 05:02 PM #5
Debe Maxwell, CRS | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

Those were great Richard & Beth! "They call it a "selfie" because "narcissistie" is too hard to spell" Perfect 


Jan 06, 2017 05:29 PM #6
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Good Evening Beth - thanks for those laughs.  There is truth in every one of them.

Jan 06, 2017 07:55 PM #7
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Hi Richard and Beth- They all brought a smile and a lot of laughter to my face.  Loved them all!!! 

Jan 06, 2017 07:57 PM #8
Kathleen Daniels
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist

I wish you could hear me bellow laughing out loud.  That photo did for me immediately.  A cheerful heart is very good medicine.  

Jan 06, 2017 08:11 PM #9
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