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Friday Morning Funny 020

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The retired guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.”


The doctor replies, “OK. Touch your elbow.” The guy touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.


The doctor, surprised, then states, “Touch your head.”


The guy touches his head and jumps in agony. The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Everywhere the guy touches he hurts a lot.


The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays, etc. He tells the guy to come back in two days.


Two days later the guy comes back and the doctor declares, “We’ve found your problem.”


“Oh yeah? What is it?” asks the retiree.


“You’ve broken your finger!”






Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

It will teach him to use his digits more carefully.

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 20, 2017 04:31 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Good one thanks for the morning smiles.

Jan 20, 2017 05:11 AM
Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Thank you Larry Gray for my Friday dose of morning smiles.. Have a great day!!


Jan 20, 2017 05:45 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

good news that not everything was broken after all! yes this happens to the best of us

Jan 20, 2017 02:11 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hilarious, Larry.  I was trying to think of a possible answer and here the doctor and! his staff found it.  Funny

Jan 20, 2017 09:37 PM