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Sunday Morning Funny 022

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On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Daniel.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.




Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

And I bet he was absolutely correct about that! Now, had she been included in the shenanigans they both would have been toddling home and would have had to blame the dog.

Jan 22, 2017 04:59 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Daniel nailed that one correctly! Enjoy your day!

Jan 22, 2017 05:51 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

It was a lecture given many times that every once in awhile it is time to relearn!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 22, 2017 06:18 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I do believe I know the sister to this lady...I may have married her

Jan 22, 2017 07:04 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

excellent one there Larry and very timely too! keep those smiles coming!

Jan 22, 2017 09:33 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Oh, how sad to take the buzz off probably a 'fun' evening. Like who wants to follow a fun time with a serious lecture. 

Jan 22, 2017 09:03 PM
Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

I'm a day late reading the Sunday funny - but it still bright a smile to my face on Monday ... Thank you Larry Gray 

Jan 23, 2017 05:53 AM