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Saturday Morning Funny 028

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Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream heyhey the way to get him to go is to scream Thank God.

Jim nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?”

Jim was having the time of his life this horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jim was speeding down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead “stop!” screamed Jim, but the horse kept on going. No matter how much he tried he could not remember the words to get it to stop. “yoyo” screamed Jim but the horse just kept on speeding ahead. It was 5 feet from the cliff when Jim suddenly remembered “heyhey!” Jim screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just 1 inch from the cliff.

Jim could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”

 

 

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Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

Oops, now that was a mistake...

Jan 28, 2017 04:50 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

ATHD comes to mind!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 28, 2017 04:52 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. And Jim had a moment before his end! Enjoy your day!

Jan 28, 2017 05:30 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

That's a classic. Thanks for sharing, Larry Gray !

Jan 28, 2017 05:47 AM
Cheryl Dukes . . . . . Intown Atlanta
Guaranteed Offer for your Home - eXp realty - Atlanta, GA

Funny story to start the day. Hopefully we're not always at the edge of a cliff when we remember to thank God.

Jan 28, 2017 06:00 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

well at least those are great last words to say when you head over a chasm!

Jan 28, 2017 06:51 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Larry, I laughed all the way through that joke. It was like I was riding on the horse with Jim.  

Jan 28, 2017 08:06 AM
John Pusa
Glendale, CA

Larry Gray This is truly a funny Saturday morning post, it made me laugh.

Jan 28, 2017 10:23 AM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

Looks like Jim needs to learn the value of giving Thanks in silence! Good joke!

Jan 29, 2017 05:26 PM