How out-of-this-world has your worst deal gotten?
How long did it take you to stop freaking out about it?
What extreme lengths did you go to insuring that could never-possibly-happen-again???
Oh and for the record: Whatever stories you can bring to the table on this one, mine are far, far superior. Fact is, I have the unfair advantage in this contest like none other - everybody else can just go home.
Make it a Great Day.