What to do with a crappy real estate offer? (get the wet-wipes)

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Real Estate Agent with United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

From time to time, I read blog posts/rants complaining about agents who write “crappy” offers.  While I make every effort to write good offers, I'll admit, this one was pretty bad.

The buyers and I had driven all over Glacier View, we even wrote a few offers that had been rejected,   and finally they found the cabin they wanted to buy!  They were here from out of state and camping at the KOA about 20 miles away, so we agreed to meet at the KOA to sign the papers.

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It was unseasonably hot for June, with temperatures over 100 degrees.  June temperatures in the Fort Collins area usually average about 83°F - so it was HOT! 

That day in 2012, ominous smoke from the High Park Fire was blowing east into the KOA campground just off of Hwy 287 near Ted’s Place.  We had no idea that the fire would continue to rage on for 18 more days, but the smoke in the sky did not deter them and they had finally found their new home!

 

 

I drove down from Glacier View, with offer in hand and we sat down at the picnic table at their KOA campsite. The shade of the large cottonwood above and some iced tea provided some respite from the hot summer afternoon. Like many offers in 2012, the buyers wanted to offer less than the asking price, but I thought we had a good chance to complete the sale.   We went over the offer- page by page- initial here, here…and here…. all of a sudden, bird droppings from the tree above landed right in the middle of a page of our contract -  SPLAT!  

I really didn’t think it was a “crappy” offer when we wrote it …but then it actually was!

Well, we cleaned it up the best we could with wet wipes, and I delivered a copy to the listing agent that day.  Whenever anyone mentions a “crappy offer”,  I remember the buyers and me underneath that old cottonwood, laughing our heads off while trying to “clean up” their offer.

 Even though it was the “crappiest” offer ever – their offer was accepted and to this day they live “happily ever after” in beautiful Glacier View Meadows.

Mary Douglas, your Mountain Broker-Associate and REALTOR®

United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, CO

 www.marydouglas-redfeatherlakes.net

970-231-5756 phone or text- email: mary@redfeatherlakes.com

I specialize in the Red Feather Lakes and Livermore area, Fox Acres, Crystal Lakes and Glacier View Meadows Subdivisions, if you are interested in buying or selling your mountain home, please give me a call, I’m here to help you.

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Comments (16)

Sharon Lee
Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance - Jonesborough, TN
Retired and loving life

Hi Mary-That made me LOL. Nice to see you my friend. Hope you are doing well.

Mar 08, 2017 11:44 AM
Anna Banana Kruchten CRS, CRB, Phoenix Broker
HomeSmart Real Estate BR030809000 - Phoenix, AZ
602-380-4886

Mary it's so nice to see you back in the rain!   And I agree - that was a crappy offer LOL!  Very fun story with a happy ending!

Mar 08, 2017 02:13 PM
Bruce Walter
Keller Williams Realty Lafayette/West Lafayette, Indiana - West Lafayette, IN

Hi Mary!  What a great story and how funny!!!!!!  That had to bring up some poignant memories about those terrible wildfires back in 2012.  So great to hear from you as I was going to do a MILK CARTON post about you!

Have a great week Mary!!!

Mar 08, 2017 03:19 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Sharon, nice to see you, and I'm glad I made you laugh - it is pretty humorous :-) Thank you for stopping in today!

 

Thank you Anna Banana! Truly the most crappy one I have ever seen! LOL!

 

Hi Bruce, it was a terrible summer in 2012- but for a few bright spots like this one.   A milk carton post? Now THAT'S funny!  Thanks, Bruce!

Mar 08, 2017 04:09 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

In this business, we sometimes never know.  I have taken what I thought were a couple of over-priced listings in my life, that sold immediately for more than asking price.  And, I've written crappy offers and had them accepted.

Mar 08, 2017 06:52 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

That is so true Myrl, I was happy when this particular crappy offer got accepted, You're right, I have written others that I thought would never fly, but they did. Thank you for your thoughts on it, I appreciate it!

Mar 08, 2017 07:25 PM
Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty
Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL
Florida Space Coast Homes

Very funny Mary. I have not seen your name show up in quite some time on AR...busy I hope!

Mar 09, 2017 07:33 AM
Elizabeth Weintraub Sacramento Realtor Top 1%
RE/MAX Gold - Sacramento, CA
Put 40 years of experience to work for you

This is hilarious, Mary. I would have fallen off the picnic table bench laughing my guts out. Now I will always remember you experience when I receive crappy offers, too. At least I can say they aren't covered in crap, LOL.

Mar 09, 2017 09:38 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

What a funny story. I didn't expect this from reading your title. I bet the buyers will never forget you because of what happened. 

Mar 09, 2017 06:17 PM
Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Mary, LOL, what a great story, and writing an offer at a KOA campground!   This post should be featured!  

Mar 10, 2017 06:10 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Jeffrey,  I have been staying pretty busy, ' thankful for that. But, I'm planning on spending more time posting on Active Rain this year.  Hope all is well with you! Thanks for coming by!

 

Hi Elizabeth!  It does put a different light on those "crappy offers" doesn't it!!?? Thanks Elizabeth, ' always nice to see you!

 

Thank you Debbie,  I know I will never forget that day- that's for sure!

 

Hi Joan, yes, it all happened at the KOA campground- but that was their "kitchen table" at the time :-)  thanks for stopping in, I appreciate it! 

 

Mar 10, 2017 06:25 AM
Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807
Good Company Real Estate - Chandler, AZ
Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor

Mary - That's a funny story, and lucky someone had wet wipes to help clean up the mess.

Mar 10, 2017 10:25 PM
Sybil Campbell
Fernandina Beach, FL
Referral Agent Amelia Island Florida

Hi Mary, this gives new meaning to "crappy offer".  I'll remember this the next time a listing agent accuses me of writing a "crappy offer".

Apr 10, 2017 01:49 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Hi Troy, thanks for stopping in - I'm so sorry I didn't see your comment earlier. I agree, thank goodness the buyers had wet wipes in their RV!

 

Hi Sybil - thanks.  Yes, when accused you can tell them the story :-) LOL

Apr 10, 2017 06:49 PM
Dave Martin (703) 585-4687
Fairfax Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making Realty Dreams a Reality #WeWillGetYouHome

As with anything else you make the best of what you have to work with see if you can make lemonade from the lemons if not... move on

Feb 16, 2018 06:34 PM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Thanks for stopping by tonight David- yes, I agree on the lemons to lemonade!

Feb 16, 2018 06:46 PM

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