Funny New Words

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Funny New Words

Carcolepsy: a condition where the passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving

Cellfish: an individual who continues talking on their cell phone to the point of being rude or inconsiderate of other people

Chairdrobe: a piling of clothes on a chair instead of in the closet or dresser (also see floordrobe)

Chiptease: when you buy a bag of potato chips expecting it to be full but it is mostly air

Confungry: confused and angry

Definotly: definitely not

Destinesia: when you get to the place you were going but forget why you were going there in the first place

Errorist: someone who consistently makes mistakes or is always wrong

Fabulize: to make fabulous

Hangry: hungry and angry

Mantrum: a man experiencing a tantrum

Misophonia: an annoyance or anger caused by the sound of someone eating

Misosmellia: an annoyance or anger caused by the smell of someone’s food

Misovisulia: an annoyance or anger caused by watching someone eat, especially chewing with their mouth open or talking with food in their mouth

Niblings: a person’s nieces and nephews

Nonversation: a completely worthless conversation; small talk

Prospiracy: a secret plan to do something beneficial for another person or group of people

Shooista: a person very passionate about shoes

Sillerious: silly and serious

Smellucination: an olfactory hallucination — the perception of a smell when there is no source for that smell

Textpectation: the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text

Unlightening: learning something that makes you dumber

Youniverse: used to indicate that a person only has knowledge of him or herself; their universe consists only of them

Oxford’s Word of the Year for 2016

 

According to Oxford Dictionaries, the Word of the Year 2016 is post-truth.

 

Post-truth: an adjective defined as ‘relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and personal belief’.

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Kat Palmiotti
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Hey I know some Youniversers!

Mar 20, 2017 01:21 PM #1
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Paul Antonelli
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I definitely experience Textpectation on occasions. 

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If half of those words are  used enough they will find  a way to be included in normal conversation

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