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Tuesday Morning Funny 094

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his business with the promise that 
he would be eligible to win a 32-foot yacht. A born gambler, my uncle agreed.

Well, he won, and a few weeks after the pens arrived, his prize showed up: a 12-inch plastic yacht with 
32 plastic feet glued to the bottom.

 

 

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Mommy-isms

Logic: “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”

Humor: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”

Justice: “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you’ll see what it’s like!”

 

 

 

 

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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

Both, very good... loved my early morning laugh to start my day. Hope you have a good one!

Apr 04, 2017 04:58 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Larry, I heard of a radio station that was sued over a contest. The public thought it was a contest for a Toyota but the winner was awarded a...toy Yoda. Funny, but not so much for the winner!

Apr 04, 2017 05:26 AM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Larry.  Printed this one to to tell at our meeting tomorrow. 

Apr 04, 2017 05:33 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Bet the salesman never came back to see your uncle! And Mom's can say what they want! Enjoy your day!

Apr 04, 2017 05:42 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Like the old saying, there is no free lunch.

Apr 04, 2017 06:40 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Justice will prevail, to the delight of every Grandparent!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Apr 04, 2017 08:12 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

this seems to fit into the category of  if it seems to be too true than it will be

Apr 04, 2017 06:06 PM
Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

The momisms can still give me anxiety attacks even at my age.

Apr 04, 2017 07:19 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Yes, I recall the 3 mommy-sayings well :)

Apr 04, 2017 09:52 PM