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Sunday Morning Funny 099

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest.

At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game. “I lost my temper and said some bad words to one of my opponents.” “Ahhh, that’s a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be doin’,” the priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a mark across the sleeve of his coat.

“That’s not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my opponents.”

“Saints preserve us!” the priest said, making another chalk mark.

“There’s more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the other team’s players in the . . . in a sensitive area.”

“Oh, goodness me!” the priest wailed, making two more chalk marks on his sleeve. “Who in the world were we playin’ when you did these awful things?”

“Southern Methodist.”

“Ah, well,” said the priest, wiping his sleeve, “boys will be boys.”

 

 

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Comments (9)

James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Larry.  A very wise priest for sure.  Thanks for sharing

Apr 09, 2017 04:14 AM
Dennis Swartz
Full Circle Property Management - Columbus, OH
MBA, GRI...experience counts!

Good one, keep them coming.

Apr 09, 2017 04:29 AM
Rose Mary Justice
Synergy Realty Pros - Dandridge, TN
Synergy Realty Pros

You certainly put a smile on my face this morning

Apr 09, 2017 05:03 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

An Irish kind of day in the posts today.

ake yourself an astonishing day.

Apr 09, 2017 05:37 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

 

Good moring Larry, thanks for the morning smiles.

Apr 09, 2017 06:06 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

I saw where that was headed. thanks for sharing, Larry!

Apr 09, 2017 06:17 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL, it is all in your perspective  in all areas of life!

Apr 09, 2017 07:14 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

so that is what it takes in HIS eyes to get even, one would not have thunk that!

Apr 09, 2017 11:21 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Not too far fetched from some Irish/ old Ireland priests I have known. Cute!

Apr 11, 2017 12:35 AM