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Monday Morning Funny 0100

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

A Shaolin monk, a great philosopher and a priest were walking down a country road and came upon a young farm boy. At that moment the four of them looked up to see a chicken crossing the road.

The question arose, why does the chicken cross the road?

The Shaolin monk said it’s the destiny of the chicken to seek its own path.

The great philosopher said its action teaches a lesson in the ways of nature much like life itself.

The Priest said it’s because it follows the plan of our maker under his divine rule.

Just then the young farm boy spoke up, "Actually, it’s because I left the chicken coop door open."

 

 

 

James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Good morning Larry.

Everyone has their thought on why things happen, then there are those who know.

Oct 04, 2017 04:14 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. One chicken, four opinions! Does that surprise you? Enjoy our day!

Oct 04, 2017 04:25 AM
Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Sometimes, the simplest answer is the correct one.

Oct 04, 2017 05:20 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Always nice to find a laugh in a busy, hectic day.  All of a sudden there is a grin on ones face, a big simile, a chuckle, or that 'laught.'

Mar 13, 2018 03:39 PM