Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling. 'I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.' 'What did he say?' asks the nurse. 'OOPS!'
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Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
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