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Saturday Morning Funny 4-15

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling. 'I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.' 'What did he say?' asks the nurse. 'OOPS!'

 

 

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Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments (8)

Harry F. D'Elia III
WEDO Real Estate and Beyond, LLC - Phoenix, AZ
Investor , Mentor, GRI, Radio, CIPS, REOs, ABR

Thanks for sharing another Saturday morning funny with us today

Apr 15, 2017 05:10 AM
Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Both are very cute and made me laugh outloud... couldn't decide which one I liked better!

Apr 15, 2017 05:33 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Opps just does not work for me either.

Apr 15, 2017 05:35 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

No pain no gain!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Apr 15, 2017 05:51 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. "OOPS" by the doctor in surgery is definitely a BAD four letter word! Enjoy your day!

Apr 15, 2017 06:53 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Well that's definitely not what you want to hear and I would pay double for him to pull even faster 

Apr 15, 2017 02:36 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

yes take your time so it breaks down to $1/min over 5 hours!

Apr 22, 2017 06:41 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Glad I stopped by, Larry Gray. Always know where to go for a laugh. 

Apr 22, 2017 07:06 PM