Saturday Morning Funny 4-15

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Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling. 'I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.' 'What did he say?' asks the nurse. 'OOPS!'

 

 

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Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted? Dentist: $300 Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Harry F. D'Elia III
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Thanks for sharing another Saturday morning funny with us today

Apr 15, 2017 05:10 AM #1
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Nina Hollander
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Both are very cute and made me laugh outloud... couldn't decide which one I liked better!

Apr 15, 2017 05:33 AM #2
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Donald Urschalitz
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Opps just does not work for me either.

Apr 15, 2017 05:35 AM #3
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Raymond E. Camp
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Good morning Larry,

No pain no gain!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Apr 15, 2017 05:51 AM #4
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Larry. "OOPS" by the doctor in surgery is definitely a BAD four letter word! Enjoy your day!

Apr 15, 2017 06:53 AM #5
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Well that's definitely not what you want to hear and I would pay double for him to pull even faster 

Apr 15, 2017 02:36 PM #6
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Mark Loewenberg
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yes take your time so it breaks down to $1/min over 5 hours!

Apr 22, 2017 06:41 PM #7
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Glad I stopped by, Larry Gray. Always know where to go for a laugh. 

Apr 22, 2017 07:06 PM #8
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