PREPARE NOW!! This Home is Zombie Apocalypse Certified!

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Elite Realty Group 231104
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Prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse with 613 Piney Woods Rd

If disaster struck tomorrow, will your current dwelling aid in your survival or take away? With the current state of the world, how much do you want to leave to chance? Take a look at 613 Piney Woods Rd and you may find that it could be well suited for your survival needs.

 

First, 613 Piney Woods Rd is situated a comfortable distance from both Wilmington and Jacksonville; the two major cities it conveniently lies between. Eventually, you will need to scavenge and go on supply runs for you and your community as you attempt to rebuild and rebrand the world but initially, you will be able to hide out and ride out the initial onslaught of chaos! The majority of the 3.55 acres of land is flat lying terrain that is both easily defended as well as ideal for food growth or animal grazing. It's zoned "RA" for Rural Agriculture so you can get started early on growing and stockpiling your animals.      

 

The home itself has three kitchens; one in the main kitchen, the second in an attached apartment, and the third in the garage itself. Perhaps to promote healthy competition in your ranks as well as to promote the community to pull it's weight, you could have monthly competitions to see who gets to live in and utilize these 2 additional spaces. 

 

The second most important task after you've stabilized and fed your community is to re-establish civilization as much as possible. In order to do that, skilled artisans in the important trades of carpentry, electrical, plumbing, masonry, and even automotive will need a place to work and ply their trades.

 

 

There is no greator place for them to do this then the detached, 4 bay garage which even features a vehicle lift. The space is massive enough where each team can have their own bay and work in shifts to get things up and running again. 

Finally, the home itself is all brick. Brick lasts due to it's durability. If the zombies were to breech your perimeter defenses, this brick home is more ideal than vinyl or wood siding.

 

And if, this disaster ridden, dystopian future, does not come to pass, 613 Piney Woods Rd is still an amazing home at around 3,053 heated square feet with 3 bedrooms and 3 full baths. Call Stephen L. Skakandy, CRS-Broker at RE/MAX Elite to schedule your showing today. 

For more great info click here 613 Piney Woods Rd Website

 

 

 

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Joan Cox
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Stephen, cute advertising, and lovely home, congratulations!  Best of luck on quick offers.

Jun 07, 2017 03:25 PM #1
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That is just hillarious!  You pulled me in with the headline and the blog did not disappoint!  Best of luck to you on your new listing!

Jun 07, 2017 04:05 PM #2
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Nice marketing! Congratulations on the listing and I hope you find a buyer soon.

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Stephen L. Skakandy, CRS - love the way you market the home! Zombie....

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Congratulations on your new listing.  Nice house and nice job with your presentation.

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Best of luck with this well presented listing - hope you get an offer soon!

 

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