The Price is Right In Poinciana FL...So Come On Down!!!

Real Estate Broker/Owner with Tutas Towne Realty, Inc and Garden Views Realty, LLC BK607690

Buy me!!!Welcome to.....The Price is Right! Come on down Poinciana Buyers....we have homes to sell in Poinciana Fl. Not only do we have homes but we have cheap homes. That's right folks CHEAP.

Folks, these are some really nice homes that we are selling in the low $120s. Most are only a couple of years old and average about 1550 sq ft living area with 3 bedrooms and 2 baths. 

You can't find a house like that any where else in Central Florida, for these prices. Not only are our prices low but if you want to buy one of these homes you may qualify for a USDA Rural Housing Loan. That's right folks.....USDA, the same folks that stamp the meat at the Winn Dixie also have mortgages. 

What the USDA does is offer 100% financing in areas that qualify for Rural Development! And guess what?....Poinciana qualifies! That means if YOU qualify you don't even have to have a down payment!! 

But Broker Bryant what do we have to do to qualify for one of those suckas? That's a darn good question. I don't know!!! Hey Don't look at me like that!! I'm a Real Estate Broker NOT a Mortgage Broker. Finding you a loan is "not my area" BUT....I know people. And some of these people ARE Mortgage Brokers and can get you some of that "all beef patty" money. 

So, this is what I'd do if I were you.....I'd contact me....Broker Bryant and let me introduce you to the right people. Let's just see if they can get you some of that meat money. Now if they can, I'm positive that we can find you a darn good place to call home. 


And, before you know it, you can call your Landlord up and say "See ya! I'm loadin' up the truck and movin' to Beverly Hills Poinciana!" 

Now that wasn't so hard was it? Are you dialing yet? Come on...I'm la la la......hello.......where are you.......lines are now open.....hello....Where the heck is Ryan Seacrest when you need him? Ok....I'm outa here. Operators are standing by.


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Karen Luke
South Metro Property Management, LLC - McDonough, GA
Henry County Real Estate

Great day in the morning. You are hilarious.

May 12, 2008 01:26 PM #12
Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Hey BB - I love this line, "USDA, the same folks that stamp the meat at the Winn Dixie also have mortgages." 

I can hear those old commercials now, "Winn Winn Winn Dixie!!"  Remember those??

Great buys to be had in your area for sure!


May 12, 2008 02:06 PM #13
Linda Davis
RE/MAX Home Team - Gales Ferry, CT

You are the master marketer!  Makes me want to move to Florida and buy one of those suckas!

May 12, 2008 02:06 PM #14
Terry & Bonnie Westbrook
Westbrook Realty Broker-Owner - Grand Rapids, MI
Westbrook Realty - Grand Rapids Forest Hills MI Re

I thought we had great prices after this post they will be flying off the shelf.

May 12, 2008 02:31 PM #15
Scott Cowan
RE/MAX Professionals - Olympia, WA

wow your market has some very affordable pricing... Is the Winn Dixie hiring? I might buy a house quit being an agent and stock shelves....

May 12, 2008 03:02 PM #16
Ruthmarie Hicks
Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605 - White Plains, NY

WOW!! I wish prices weren't so sticky around here. I'm losing buyers right and left because they see what is out there in their range and refuse to believe that there are no cheap golden nuggets lying under rocks that no one has found yet!  Fact is, the location (close to NYC) is what holds up prices and with gasoline through the roof - that probably isn't changing.

May 12, 2008 04:46 PM #17
Tom Davis
Harrington ERA,DE Homes For Sale, $$ Save $$ Buy Today ! - Dover, DE
FREE Delaware Homes Search!, $$ Save $$ - Find Homes! Delaware Realtor

Price, Location, Condition of the Property , and Exposure are all important in that selling process!

Good Luck To You!


Tom Davis - DE Realtor

May 12, 2008 04:55 PM #18
Katerina Gasset
Get It Done For Me Virtual Services - Wellington, FL
Get It Done For Me Virtual Services

Bryant- This is a great program, we have lots of area that qualify for this program in our county but I personally don't know much about it. Hope you get some buyers there with that bait!

May 12, 2008 05:17 PM #19
Jesse & Kathy Clifton
Jesse Clifton & Associates, REALTORS® - Fairbanks, AK

Alright, here's the deal.  I'll take a 14oz strip medium rare, a nice fat baked potato - lots of everything, hold the rabbit food.. oh, yea, and a vodka martini.  A nice little 3 bedroom on the lake too if ya got one. 

May 12, 2008 07:43 PM #20
Susie Blackmon
Ocala, FL
Ocala, Horses, Western Wear, Horse Farms, Marketing

I wish I had a fat bank account (or a Sugar Daddy) to buy up some of that Florida property. 

May 12, 2008 09:29 PM #21
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate


I haven't seen those types of loans over in my neck of the woods...we just have plenty of cheap homes...hey I've got a short sale very cheap and ready for a warm body...send them over here:)

May 12, 2008 11:28 PM #22
Bryant Tutas
Tutas Towne Realty, Inc and Garden Views Realty, LLC - Winter Garden, FL
Selling Florida one home at a time

Good morning. You guys are cracking me up!!!!

Up until about 5 or 6 years ago you could not do an FHA loan in Poinciana. So the USDA loan was the loan of choice. It is a very good product. Not quite sure why it's callled "rural housing" though. Poinciana has 70,000 people so is far from being rural.

OK I have to go to work and try to sell me some of these suckas :)  

May 12, 2008 11:49 PM #23
Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Fifteen Years Experience in Brevard County

With the prices you have over in Poinciana, I could even  afford gas for my car!

May 12, 2008 11:57 PM #24
Missy Caulk
Missy Caulk TEAM - Ann Arbor, MI
Savvy Realtor - Ann Arbor Real Estate

Bryant, we are able to use USDA loans in all the area's surrounding Ann Arbor and have been doing so. Glad some good programs like this are in vogue again. Opps sounds funny, USDA and Vogue in the same sentence. I wish I had a few dollars to buy in florida now.

May 13, 2008 12:22 AM #25
Kelly Sibilsky
Licensed Through Referral Connection, LTD. - Lake Zurich, IL

Gosh, at those prices, some folks could pay cash! Like a blue light special. Oh, wait, that's Kmart!

May 13, 2008 01:00 AM #26
Alan 'AJ' Nisen California Contra Costa Mortgage Officer
A Large Bank in America - Lafayette, CA

BB, I stopped down at our local In-and-Out Burger and asked if they had any of that "all beef patty" money you were talking about...  They sure didn't know what I was talking about.  I told them BB said there was a whole bunch of USDA meat money available to buy homes in Poinciana, Fl.  They still didn't know what I was talking about.  So, did the next best thing, I ordered a "Double-Double" animal style with fries.  AJ

May 13, 2008 06:30 AM #27
Katrina Madewell
Charles Rutenberg Rlty- More than 5,000 agents(813) 777-1196 - Tampa, FL
Tampa FL Homes for sale | Tampa Bay - (813) 777-1196

bob Barker needed a really a good replacement, and you are soooooooooooo hired!    it's been so sunny in Florida I have not been playing in the rain ...

May 13, 2008 05:00 PM #28
Randy Prothero
eXp Realty - Mililani, HI
Hawaii REALTOR, (808) 384-5645

You need a better jingle.  Maybe Bertha could come up with one for you.

With prices like that, I am amazed you market hasn't cranked up in high gear.  It must be coming soon with values like that.

May 13, 2008 05:58 PM #29
Susan Zanzonico
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services - Morristown, NJ
Sellers/Buyers Agent, Morristown NJ Real Estate

BB - those homes and prices are fabulous and hard to even imagine its for real.  In my area a price range of $120's isn't buying anything!  An old one bedroom condo here is $230-$300.  Maybe I should move south!

May 14, 2008 09:27 AM #30
"The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW.
President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc. - Kissimmee, FL

Come on Down to Tutas Towne...Your Realtor Friendly Realtors :)


May 14, 2008 10:55 AM #31
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