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May I See Your ID Son? Every Dog Has It's Day

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Real Estate Agent with Brokered by eXp Realty LLC SL # 3014652

Those of you that have read my heart wrenching story about my dog Roscoe will understand that although he is just a dog ...he's mans best friend. Hek.... he's my best friend!

Saturday was a beautiful day in Weston FL. After putting in a half a days work selling some Real Estate....I figured that since I had a little time to kill.....I would go out in my backyard and sit by the pool and work on my tan. The girls had gone out shopping....so it was just me and Roscoe. Please keep in mind that it was a very sunny and hot and Roscoe prefers the shade under my covered patio. All I need to do is leave him a bowl of ice-cold water while I enjoy swimming in my pool.

Roscoe-Neal Bloom Copyright 2008

 

After swimming a while I decided to dry off and lay on my lounge chair while I cracked open a cold one. There's nothing better than to enjoy a cold one on my lounge chair. I took a big swig and put the can under my chair so it wouldn't get warm from the suns rays. I was relaxing when all of a sudden I here this noise coming from under my chair.....it sounded like metal scraping against the concrete. I looked down and  there's old Roscoe drinking out of my beer can!

 

Roscoe-Neal Bloom Copyright 2008

I get up and go to grab it from him when he decided to bite the top of the can and run in the corner with it. By the time I reached him he knocked the can over and was drinking away. I was on the floor laughing and I happen to have my camera and caught the culprit in action. I wasn't too concerned since it was light beer and I figured that he doesn't have much time left and pretty much leads a boring life of mostly eating and sleeping while relieving himself in between.

 

 

 

Roscoe-Neal Bloom Copyright 2008

My only question is that if the legal drinking age in FL is 21 then if Roscoe is 17..... does that mean he needs to show his ID if he goes out to a bar?

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was Mothers Day Sunday but every dog has its day on Saturday!

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 Remax Real Estate Weston Florida                                                                                        Weston Realtor(R) Neal Bloom-copyright 2007

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Weston FL 33331

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Comments(56)

Debbie Summers
Charles Rutenberg Realty - New Smyrna Beach, FL

I love Roscoe...  He's looking forward to your next barbecue.  He said ribs would go great with beer.

May 13, 2008 06:23 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Debbie,

Oh ...when it comes to food..Roscoe would bypass the beer any day...If I put both in the floor I know the ribs would go first and the beer left to wash it all down.:)

May 13, 2008 07:52 AM
Jeremy Blanton
Myrtle Beach Homes Blog - Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach REALTORĀ®- myrtlebeachhomesblog.com

Neal...that is some funny stuff...I surely hope you had another cold one in the fridge!

May 13, 2008 10:28 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Jeremy,

Yep.

May 13, 2008 10:53 AM
Kathy Clulow
Uxbridge, ON
Trusted For Experience - Respected For Results

Neal - My only question would be what colour are the elephants a dog sees. Are they Pink

May 13, 2008 12:16 PM
Randy L. Prothero
eXp Realty - Hollister, MO
Missouri REALTOR, (808) 384-5645

I think you can get in trouble for serving a minor.  LOL

Does Roscoe have a favorite beer?

May 13, 2008 05:42 PM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Kathy,

I never heard that one so I don't know what you mean?

Randy,

Coors...it's light but I'm now calling him beer belly.:)

May 13, 2008 11:37 PM
Robert L. Brown
www.mrbrownsellsgr.com - Grand Rapids, MI
Grand Rapids Real Estate Bellabay Realty, West Mic

I supposed he burped after he finished swallowing. No i don't really need to know that.lol

May 14, 2008 12:15 AM
Diane Bell, Hilton Head Real Estate, Bluffton
Charter 1 Real Estate, Hilton Head, Bluffton, SC - Hilton Head Island, SC

I knew that dogs really liked beer---I found that tidbit of wisdom from my son and his dog. 

May 14, 2008 12:17 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Robert,

He burps without driking...he's just a pig at heart:)

Diane,

It must be the sweet smell:)

May 14, 2008 12:29 AM
Diane Aurit
LKN Realty, LLC - Mooresville, NC
Lake Norman Real Estate

Neal, too cute.  I'm sure someone has already pointed out that is dog years he is problably 90 years old.  I'm sure the authorities would take that into consideration:)

May 14, 2008 01:01 AM
Lysa Napolitano
Daytona Beach, FL

Neal, How funny! My Shadow doggie (cocker spaniel) used to love beer and would steal it in quite the same way. I really miss her a lot. I loved your other post on Roscoe as well. They are not just a dog, they are not just a pet either. They are our family members. Give him a big hug for me!

May 14, 2008 02:20 AM
Jeremy Blanton
Myrtle Beach Homes Blog - Myrtle Beach, SC
Myrtle Beach REALTORĀ®- myrtlebeachhomesblog.com

Glad to hear you had back-up plans Neal....If not, it would have been very sad for you.

May 14, 2008 05:47 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Diane,

Old man ....but still acts like a pup.

Lysa,

You know what they say...they start to look and act like us:)

Jeremy,

:)

May 14, 2008 08:11 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Andrew,

He doesn't like to drive.

May 14, 2008 11:40 AM
Thesa Chambers
West + Main - Bend, OR
Principal Broker - Licensed in Oregon

I say give him the beer -he has deserved it.... thanks for sharing I have wondered how he was doing

May 14, 2008 02:55 PM
Lizette Fitzpatrick
Lizette Realty - Richmond KY - Lexington, KY
Lizette Realty, Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes

Well if anything goes missing you know the culprit. I used to have a dog that liked the taste of beer. I guess that's a whole lot better that some things they put in their mouths! lol I have to keep an eye on my dog at all times.

May 15, 2008 07:06 AM
Kathy Clulow
Uxbridge, ON
Trusted For Experience - Respected For Results

Neal - here you go -a euphemism for drunken hallucination

Pink elephant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

May 17, 2008 11:24 PM
Chad Baird
Re/Max Spirit - Dayton, OH

Nothing better than sharing a beer or 2 between friends.  Next time you will know to offer him one so he does not have to take actions into his own paws!  GO ROSCOE HAHAHA!!!

May 18, 2008 04:50 AM
Neal Bloom
Brokered by eXp Realty LLC - Weston, FL
Realtor CRS-Weston FL Real Estate

Thesa,

He's a bad boy today...no beer for him!

Lizette,

I always have my eye on him:

Kathy,

Thanks...maybe I need to read it more closely:)

Chad,

All mine...I only had 3 left and didn't want to share:)

May 18, 2008 09:07 AM