"Deliver by Monkey" - Blooper Friday is Back!

Reblogger Colleen Fischesser Northwest Property Shop
Managing Real Estate Broker with RE/MAX Advantage | Managing Broker 17050

We're all guilty of a typo here and there, which is why it's so easy to laugh at these hysterical MLS bloopers compiled by Gwen Banta in Los Angelos. The comments themselves are doozies, but Gwen's comments take them to the next level. My personal favorite is "The only fat view is of my shoes" What's yours?  

Enjoy! 

 

"Deliver by Monkey" - Blooper Friday is Back!

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

BLOOPER FRIDAY! Wow - there were some amazing gaffes and laughs in the MLS and the real estate ads this week, friends. Do you recognize your listing remarks in any of these? If you're like me and you type with ham fingers, I’ll promise not to rat you out if  you send me lots of money…or martinis…

MLS MONKEYSHINES

"Deliver by monkey" (Apparently this agent moonlights as an organ grinder.)

"Bend over offers by Friday" (Hence the term, "humping" for a sale.)

“View from fat area” (The only view from my fat area is my shoes.)

“Wiggle room here” (Who do you work for - Strippers 'R' Us?)

“May ham bank approval” (At Wells Fargo, mayhem is an understatement.)

"Korean kitchen counters" (How do you get the Koreans to lie still?)

Catting Around

“Fresh cat of paint” (What’s the cat’s name – Dunn Edwards?)

“Persians in lvg room purchased” (I'll tell you what they've purchased – most of Los Angeles!)

“You’ll enjoy coattails on the veranda” (That depends on what's under his coat.)

“New draims” (Old draim bramage.)

"Prior frie damage" (It seems you've seen my stovetop...)

Barking Up the Wrong Tree

“Hole in flor not fixx” (Let me guess – you’re Flor, the hole is in your cerebrum, and you need a fix…)

“Big state sale” (Is Stan Kroenke trying to unload Texas?)

“New fissures” (Welcome to California.)

“Ligation has been resolved” (You untied your tubes?)

"Huge Master Suit" (Huge Master should consider Nutrislim.)

In the Dog House

"Please leave liquids outside" - (That explains the guy peeing in the bushes.)

"Contact my ass. for details" (I will - it's obvious you speak out of it.)

“Go to my log for details” (Sorry pal, your "log" is not that impressive...)

 

 

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell Well and Sell!

 

Please visit me at www.gwenbanta.com, or visit www.victorylodgeinfo.com to see my magnificent listing: "$11,900,000 Log Cabin Estate" - NEW VIDEO: JUNE LAKE LOG ESTATE 

 

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Belinda Spillman
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Those are just silly.  Sad how some agents won't take the time to proof their work.

Aug 07, 2017 09:25 AM #1
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Gwen Banta
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Thank you for the shout- out, Colleen. We all need to slow down a bit, but that is hard to do in real estate!

Aug 07, 2017 09:40 AM #2
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203-4543
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Lots of fun here....

Aug 07, 2017 09:52 AM #3
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
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Hi Colleen

I always enjoy Gwen's comments.

Jeff

Aug 07, 2017 10:51 AM #4
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Colleen. A fun re-blog if different. Thanks for sharing this.

Aug 07, 2017 11:20 AM #5
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Charita Cadenhead
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Too funny.  Literally laughing out loud.

Aug 07, 2017 06:45 PM #6
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
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Gwen Banta has always been a favorite. She gives many of us a reason to smile at this industry and our bloopers. Thanks for the reblog Colleen Fischesser Northwest Property Shop 

Aug 08, 2017 10:46 AM #7
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Thanks for sharing this post - it's always fun to read them.

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