The Grab Bag - Weird Twitter for Kathy

Real Estate Broker/Owner with New Paradigm Partners LLC EB #1326335


Like many of you, I'm sitting here worrying about Kathy Streib and all of the others riding out Irma. Right now, there's not much the rest of us can do besides worrying, but I know that, for reasons probably best left unexplained, Kathy is a big fan of the Grab Bag and Weird Twitter. So to help her get through the next few hours - and hoping she still has an internet connection - here's the latest.


The rest of you can enjoy these too.


If Facebook Was Real

me: cool shirt Brian
Brian: thanks
[hours later, a knock at my door]
me: um yes?
Brian's Mom: I also like that shirt



I'm not sure what's more confusing, that we would celebrate killing two birds, or that we would need to conserve stones.



You really could help childhood obesity by eliminating school zone speed limits. Make those little chubsters run when they see a car coming.



"What if Waldo finds me first?" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. "Don't let that happen," she warns.



Superman: I have super strength
Flash: I have super speed
Aquaman: I control sea creatures
Green Arrow: I tell cars when to turn left



Built a base for my geriatric in-home care by feeding my toddler donuts for dinner tonight.



Sorry I don't remember your name, I was concentrating too hard on shaking hands, making eye contact and not mispronouncing my own.



What did the inventor of the drawing board go back to while inventing the drawing board?



If you're 65+ and doing happy hour, don't kid yourself, it's the early bird special


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Mary & Dick

Mary & Dick Greenberg
New Paradigm Partners LLC
2601 S. Lemay Ave. #41
Fort Collins, CO 80525


Data Source: IRES MLS


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Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster REALTORS®, Gainesville, VA - Bristow, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

I think we all needed something to lighten the mood today.  These are perfect.

Sep 10, 2017 06:58 PM #15
Myrl Jeffcoat
GreatWest Realty - Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Real Estate Agent

You gotta just love that picture hanging on the wall over the urinal, Dick!  Hilarious!

Sep 10, 2017 07:20 PM #16
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Dick, OK having that picture over a urinal could present a problem ....... LOL

Sep 10, 2017 07:57 PM #17
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Dick, I  loved a few of these great Gems, my favorite was the little chubsters crossing by the school:))) now would you be so kind and explain to our friend George Souto  that it is not a picture it is a window from the ladies room:))Endre

Hope Kathy is safe and enjoying the Grab Bag...

Sep 10, 2017 10:33 PM #18
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
New Hampshire Home Stager

I'm sure Kathy will love this! I spoke with her yesterday and she is fine, just didn't have power or wifi. She is anxious to get her life back to normal!

I loved all the tweets, but the urinal pic was my favorite! LOL

Sep 12, 2017 04:41 AM #19
Nina Hollander
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Charlotte, NC
Your Charlotte/Ballantyne/Waxhaw/Fort Mill Realtor

Good morning, Dick... the one about chubby school kids is "sick," but very funny! Love that picture you used today.

Sep 12, 2017 04:46 AM #20
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

I bet you really brightened Kathy Streib 's day.  Love the picture over the urinal.

Sep 14, 2017 08:36 AM #21
Dorie Dillard CRS GRI ABR
Coldwell Banker United Realtors® ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
Serving Buyers & Sellers in NW Austin Real Estate

Good morning Dick Greenberg ,

I'm catching up on posts after getting back from our trip, tackling business and volunteering to help out for the flood victims in Houston. Love the Grab bag and now we know Kathy Streib is safe but I'm sure appreciate your shout out!

Sep 15, 2017 05:32 AM #22
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224

Dick- I have no excuse for my tardiness other than that B___ Irma!  But this Grab Bag brought a huge smile to my face. My weird sense of humor loved all of them, especially the one about childhood obesity. That's sick, isn't it? My favorite, though, was the one by that Dick Greenberg fellow!!!!


Sep 16, 2017 01:24 PM #23
Kathy Streib
Room Service Home Staging - Delray Beach, FL
Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224


           Thank you Dick Greenberg 

Sep 16, 2017 06:38 PM #24
Kat Palmiotti
406-270-3667,, Broker, Blackstone Realty Group - brokered by eXp Realty - Kalispell, MT
The House Kat

Haha, I laughed at the chubby kid one!

Sep 17, 2017 04:50 AM #25
Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

As always, these are great entertainment.  So glad Kathy is fine and we don't need to worry about her any more.

Sep 17, 2017 04:54 AM #26
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA,

I love these words to live by!  

If you're 65+ and doing happy hour, don't kid yourself, it's the early bird special




Sep 17, 2017 05:05 AM #27
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Dick. Some days I feel as if "Happy Hour" is indeed the early bird special. Enjoy your day!

Sep 17, 2017 05:07 AM #28
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Realty Center - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

I can see why Kathy chose to pick your post for her wrap up this week!

Sep 17, 2017 05:45 AM #29
Jeff Dowler, CRS
Solutions Real Estate - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Thanks for brightening our day with some fun and humor, Dick. We know Kathy enjoyed it!


Sep 17, 2017 07:49 AM #30
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning again Dick. This picture is fabulous. Thanks for sharing.

Sep 17, 2017 09:13 AM #31
Corey Martin
Martin Presence Group - Ruston, LA
Real Estate and Management Solutions

Hilarious! Thanks for the entertaining post! Please continue! 

Sep 18, 2017 12:37 PM #32
John Meussner
Mason-McDuffie Mortgage, Conventional Loans, Jumbo Loans, FHA, 203(k), USDA, VA, - Walnut Creek, CA
#MortgageMadeEasy Walnut Creek, CA 484-680-4852

Good stuff, Dick, thanks for the laughs!

Sep 18, 2017 01:03 PM #33
Debe Maxwell, CRS | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
Charlotte Homes for Sale - Charlotte Neighborhoods

OMG, the one politically incorrect one made me literally, laugh out loud! That is hilarious, Dick - they all are!

And, I have to laugh at Endre's comment about the photo - good stuff and thanks for the uplifting post!

Sep 18, 2017 01:46 PM #34
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