Happy Thanksgiving Joke

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with American West Realty and Management 12599

I don't know many Thanksgiving jokes so you've probably hear this one before.

 

A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?”

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Comments (11)

Michelle Edwards
Realty One Group Trilogy - San Bernardino, CA
Licensed Realtor® in California and Nevada

I haven't heard this one, it was cute! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

Nov 23, 2017 07:33 AM
Jeff Masich-Scottsdale AZ Associate Broker,MBA,GRI
HomeSmart Real Estate - Scottsdale, AZ
Arizona Homes and Land Group/ Buy or Sell

I like that one. You cannot go wrong with a parrot joke.  Happy Thanksgiving.

Nov 23, 2017 08:13 AM
Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

Wishing you a beautiful and joyful Thanksgiving Day - !!

Nov 23, 2017 08:20 AM
Corey Martin
Martin Presence Group - Ruston, LA
Real Estate and Management Solutions

Oh that poor parrot! :D I laughed hard at this one. Thanks for sharing! I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!

Nov 23, 2017 04:39 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, EXP - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Thanks Nathan,

Happy Thanksgiving and many blessings from our family to yours!!

Bob

 

Nov 24, 2017 05:53 AM
Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Realty Evolution - Topsfield, MA - Georgetown, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

Hi Nathan Gesner 

Good one! I got a good chuckle from this

Nov 24, 2017 06:13 AM
Brian England
Arizona Focus Realty - Gilbert, AZ
MBA, GRI, REALTOR® Real Estate in East Valley AZ

It seems that there is always just a little bit more room for pie, haha.  I hope that your Thanksgiving went well.

Nov 24, 2017 10:27 AM
John Pusa
Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Crest - Glendale, CA
Your All Time Realtor With Exceptional Service

Nathan Gesner This is one of the best Thanksgiving joke made me laugh.

Nov 24, 2017 10:57 AM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Nathan. This is a joke I never heard. Very funny.

Nov 25, 2017 08:21 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Ha ha, now did you do that to your parrot?:)) Hope you had a great Thanksgiving, Endre

Nov 25, 2017 08:44 PM