Ok! You got the call that the buyer and her agent wanted to see your house in 20 minutes (if you have been reading my blogs, you will know what I mean!).
You broke your neck to get out of the house with the kids. Now, you are all crammed in the mini-van, with the clothes you didn't have time to put away, 3 half-dressed pissed off kids and a slobbering dog breathing down your neck.
You are doing your best to try to calm down and shut the kids up. Everyone wants to go back in and continue playing their video games, so you fall prey to the biggest mistake you could make. You park out front and wait....And wait....And wait.....
Where are they?
They said 20 minutes!
OMG! Shhhh....Here they come. Duck, kids! Duck! Don't let them see you!
But, it's too late. They know it's you. It has to be. It's the only car on the street full of people. It's bouncing all over and the windows are fogged up and there is a very stressed lady sitting in the driver's seat screaming at her kids.
Yeah, the buyers know. They always know. You are not the first person to do this.
You shoulda gone around the corner to that other house that was for sale and pretended to be those owners.
...next time. Right?