Walking The Dog....

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.


He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember... THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

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Comments (41)

BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Danny,are you going blonde on me?LOL Looks like the pilot is blind with his dark sunglasses and seeing eye dog

May 20, 2008 12:58 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

I agree Laura..Thanks!

May 20, 2008 12:59 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru

Rick, that was meant to be funny.

May 20, 2008 02:56 AM
Danny Thornton
R & D Art - Knoxville, TN
WordPress Guru

Rick, that was meant to be funny. You should know that I am silly.

May 20, 2008 02:58 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Yes Danny..I was being funny back

May 20, 2008 03:11 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

blrguy... Danny...

 

?  Were  you the two piloting the jet that missed the landing strip a few weeks back?

LOL...

           now I realize when you're eating drinking and laughing at jokes....

it can be hard to remember to flip the switch to put down the landing gear...

 

(Here, it's best to  be safe and keeping some  extras handy!)

 

 Watt-Age Landing Gear - Decathlon RTF w/Wheels/Pants - Item No. 143064

much less be bothered with finding a place to put her down....

 

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Oh well, as long as you guys can get a belly flop ..   out of it...

and keep a smile on your face.....

Toy plane in the garden

 

JUST KEEP those high-flying  Jokes and Funnies cruisin' along!

LOL

May 20, 2008 09:01 AM
Dana Forster
AHome4Sale - Fredericksburg, VA
Realtor, A Home 4Sale Inc, Va

Thanks for the laugh! I absolutely love your line,,,THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! So true.

May 20, 2008 09:02 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 

But just which of you was the bright one ....

      that wanted to take the other...

                  under his Wing...

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/suzanneandsimon/

             Is this really the best way to Mentor him?

LOL...

          or was it just the two of you playing again....

                      TAG YOU'RE IT !!! 

                                     **************************

oh well....  maybe this was just   a  miss-matched mating attempt ...

                        just  trying to make a connection to  car pool the planes to save fuel...

 

  but will the airlines charge all the  passengers for taking both flights?    :-(  

May 20, 2008 09:16 AM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

 But sometimes, flying blind...

    could sometimes have it's advantages...

       besides  no seeing eye dog is willing to chance it!

 

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hb2/

blrguy says" A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!! "

Maybe the same can be said about:  A DAY WITHOUT A THRILL!,

BUT PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO WRITE YOUR WILL......

 

"who knows what you'll experience... jumping into life with your arms open!"

May 20, 2008 09:36 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

BLREast...you couldn't pay me enough to jump off a cliff...although I have been told many times to do just that!

May 20, 2008 11:12 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

You are welcome Dana!Have a Good one!

May 20, 2008 11:12 AM
Debbie Malone
Londeree's Real Estate & Property Management - Lynchburg, VA
From Lynchburg To The Lake (434) 546-0369

BLR Guy, that was funny! I love scrolling down all of the comments, the mentor photo was hysterical. Thanks for the laugh!!!

May 20, 2008 04:39 PM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

blrguy..

             you are so funny..

                                      nobody said anything about paying you to jump..

 

   LOL.. 

                that would just be a  waste..

 

.  

                                                   there's no pockets in

 

 your

 

speedos!     Go to fullsize image

 

besides.. .... don't forget.. aren't those boys  diving ..

                               just to find any  coins tossed in the surf!

lol.. what's a little jump to you..

               if it puts some copper and nickel in your hands!

May 20, 2008 08:49 PM
blreast therealty4u
Beach and Luxury Realty, Inc. - New Smyrna Beach, FL

hey maybe they have to let those pilots with the seeing eye dogs fly..

          the other's seem to be

                    running around naked with the flight attendents.. 

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_fe_st/odd_naked_pilot;_ylt=AsIPR9JCy2sNgbJswbv.hRSs0NUE

 

lol.... well that was before being arrested!

 

 

 

 

May 20, 2008 09:10 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Thanks Debbie!I know what you mean about the comments...they are sometimes funnier than my post...LOL

May 20, 2008 11:52 PM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

BLREast..thank you for having the appropriate black bars on Barbie and Ken...we don't want this post rated X...LOL

May 20, 2008 11:52 PM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
www.iCharlotteHomes.com | The Maxwell House Group | RE/MAX Executive | (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The right Charlotte REALTOR!

I would have been horrified!  I guess the only one flying on the next leg of the plane was the blind woman and the man who witnessed the pilot's kind gesture!

Debe in Charlotte

May 21, 2008 01:02 AM
Brian Schulman
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage, Lancaster PA - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster County PA RealEstate Expert 717-951-5552

When I was a kid a baseball games, we used to question whether the umpire was blind sometimes.  Wouldn't most people realize that there is a co-pilot on board as well?  I guess not...

May 21, 2008 02:37 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

LOL DEbe..you are probably correct there!

May 22, 2008 12:10 AM
BLR Guy
BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc) - Saint Pete Beach, FL

Brian..a friend of mine is a co-pilot...I would take the blind pilot!

May 22, 2008 12:11 AM